Complain About Sporting Injuries

[Papewaio]

Plenty of Blood Noses ... Football (Soccer)
Dead Arm (total loss of feeling and could not move my arm at all for over ten minutes... kept playing too)... Rugby Union.
Chipped Teeth ... Rugby Union/League/Soccer
Concusion... Rugby Union/League
Heavily Bruised shins... Field Hockey
Popped both hip joints ... American Football
Broken Collar bone in two places... American Football
Skin grazed off to the flesh... Cycling and Rollar blading

[Kanamori]

dislocated knee cap sliding into third (improperly)

badly bruised ribs from american football; was a running back freshman year in a particularly bad game, and there are some really, really big farm kids from other areas of the state...

sprained ankle from a nasty fall i had when fooling around on some steep moguls

3rd degree burn along my leg from a dirtbike exhaust pipe, after tipping around a corner. i had to have the top layer of skin scraped off whenever it started to grow so that the skin would grow bottom-up, most pain i've ever been in, but virtually no scar.

[GoreBag]

Two badly chipped teeth is about it for permanent injuries. There was a time when my linebacker stomped on my shinbone during a kickoff drill, though. It produced a goitre under my knee that could have been matched by putting a halved grapefruit under my skin (I'm not exaggerating). It was more grotesque than painful, but it did impede me from running until the swelling went down.