dislocated knee cap sliding into third (improperly)

badly bruised ribs from american football; was a running back freshman year in a particularly bad game, and there are some really, really big farm kids from other areas of the state...

sprained ankle from a nasty fall i had when fooling around on some steep moguls

3rd degree burn along my leg from a dirtbike exhaust pipe, after tipping around a corner. i had to have the top layer of skin scraped off whenever it started to grow so that the skin would grow bottom-up, most pain i've ever been in, but virtually no scar.