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  1. 02-02-2006, 20:08 #1
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    Default The Incredibly Freudian U.S. Government

    As if it wasn't bad enough that we have a 'Bush' as our head of state, we now have a Bo(eh)ner as the head of the House. We've got ourselves a stiffy

    I can only guess what's next... the next Senate Majority Leader will be a Korean American senator from Oregon: Sen. Sum Poon Tang.

    Okay, forgive the 12 year old humor coming out. I've been listening to Business Proposal Plans for every department in my division for the past 2 days. My brain is mush. Hopefully, I haven't stepped over the boundaries of allowable tastelessness. I just heard the name on the radio this morning and couldn't stop laughing.
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    All you need now is a 'Pussy Galore' and a picture of Ur-anus and you're quids in.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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    Default Re: The Incredibly Freudian U.S. Government

    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    All you need now is a 'Pussy Galore' and a picture of Ur-anus and you're quids in.
    And a chubby guy named Hugh Jarse appointed as SecState.
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    ahhh....his assistant could be called Mike Hunt.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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    Default Re: The Incredibly Freudian U.S. Government

    The Secretary of Alternative Lifestyles: Ben Dover.
    "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
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    How about the Irish folk duo.

    Ben Doon and Phil Macavity.

    this thread takes me back to the 1st year at Grammar School
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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    The first homosexual married couple in the Republic of Ireland: Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

    Anyone care to guess how long before we get shut down?
    "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
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    Default Re: The Incredibly Freudian U.S. Government

    Two gay cowboys out on the range.

    One says to the other..

    "yup?"

    t'other says

    "yup"

    Then there was the gay cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sheriff.

    or..

    The queer shepherd who kept mountain sheep.

    The homosexual gardener who rhododendron
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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    I can't believe nobody has mentioned our beloved VP, Dick.
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    Remember this guys....

    If your feet smell and your nose runs,
    don't worry,
    You're just built upside down.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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  11. 02-02-2006, 20:42 #11
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    You've got a point there Drone. I feel like the PG-13 rated version of the credits on Cartalk (an NPR radio show that airs on the weekends and the 2 chuckleheads that run it do something similar, but not necessarily w/ sexual innuendo).

    They have to be said out loud, but some of their better ones:

    Official chaffeur: Pikov Andropov
    Customer Service Rep: Heywood Jubuzov
    Statistician: Marge Inovera

    You get the point...
    "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
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    George Carlin did a bit about this around the time of the first Gulf War: George Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell.

    Back to current times, let's also not forget Jack Abrahmoff.

    This thread is definitely starting to channel Beavis and Butthead...
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    Dick Army


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    I heard the leading candidate for the Federal Reserve Chair is a guy named Colon Burns
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Remember this guys....

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    don't worry,
    You're just built upside down.
    Even more importantly, remember this guys:

    If she offers her honour you honour her offer then the rest of the night you'll be on 'er and off 'er...
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    Where is the only place on earth where a Dick in Bush is gay sex?


















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