Scam Alert-be warned

[Forward Observer]

I don't post much here, but I thought you good forum members should be warned about the following scam

I don't how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Walmart in Little Rock and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Walmart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

It has be really been an ordeal-- since I first had my wallet stolen last Tuesday--it has happened again on Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and three times just yesterday.

Be Warned

[Sjakihata]

Thanks, I'll make sure that never happens to me.

[Forward Observer]

Thanks, I'll make sure that never happens to me.

Jusr remember that Wal-mart sells very cheap wallets!

[Reenk Roink]

First of all, this isn't THAT kind of love zone. Second, are you sure this happened, or is it just a funny story?

(Let us please avoid using WTF. Thanks. - Beirut)

[Proletariat]

Second, are you sure this happened, or is it just a funny story?

You'd make a brilliant detective.

[Reenk Roink]

You'd make a brilliant detective.

So? you'd make a brilliant critic, now please leave me be...

[Sjakihata]

[Papewaio]

Thanks for that FO-san

Where have you been lately?, missed your posts. Major Robert Dump has recently returned to the forums and your post reminds me of his one in the backroom:

Police officers working as prostitutes in OKC

[Reverend Joe]

It has be really been an ordeal-- since I first had my wallet stolen last Tuesday--it has happened again on Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and three times just yesterday.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

It has be really been an ordeal-- since I first had my wallet stolen last Tuesday--it has happened again on Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and three times just yesterday.

[TB666]

wow if you ever wanna get robbed that's the way to do it in
Did they finish up or did they just leave you after they got the wallet ??

[ajaxfetish]

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

Dang, oldest trick in the book, but they'll still get you every time! Why is it we never learn from our mistakes?

Ajax

[Reenk Roink]

Sometimes we just don't want too...

[Zalmoxis]

Kind of funny. Apparently, you're one of the oldest members here.

[Reenk Roink]

Hehe

I checked his user-profile to see how old he was and looky-looky:

EDIT: A worthy post #500

(Best not to post other people's forum habits. Could get out of hand. - Beirut)

[AntiochusIII]

So that's what he means when he says lurking.

This is plain awesome.

[Beirut]

Hehe

I checked his user-profile to see how old he was and looky-looky:

Let's be careful of how we publicize other people's forum activities, even in jest. It could quickly degenerate and cause problems.

We are all allowed our illusion of privacy here.