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    master of the pwniverse Member Fragony's Avatar
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    Default Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

    easy mia muca, think of your heart! You germans

    edit: background: windows isn't starting.
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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    He seems a tad upset.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    Should be reported to the SPCK (Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Keyboards).

    edit to add: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=61204 Ser Clegane won't be able to enjoy this find for awhile
    Last edited by KukriKhan; 02-27-2006 at 15:13.
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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    Those Scots sure are an angry bunch.


    (Can anyone translate what he's singing around 1:10?)

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    Oh he's on vacation, seems like he needed it ;)

    (Can anyone translate what he's singing around 1:10?)

    Jetzt geht's loss (it's starting)
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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    Oh, I was terrified indeed. WTF ?! He needs to be exorcised before a new keyboard purchase.

    Whatever.. The video was so meaningful for the computer world :

    "The most important key ever is ESC"

    ( Watch out how he picks the popped ESC key from the floor and inserts it back on the keyboard )

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    The poor kid has some very messed up emotional responces...


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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    I guess Eva Braun did have a child.
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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    what game was that kid playing that get him so fired up?
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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    That can't be real.

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    Quote Originally Posted by Proletariat
    Those Scots sure are an angry bunch.
    Racist!
    He's German...


    He reminds me of a badly dressed Chinaman in my year who, whenever he gets a maths question wrong, exclaims at the top of his voice and rather hoarsely "WHY?????!!!!!" accompanied by random swipes around himself...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm
    Racist!
    He's German...
    Yeah, I know. Just a dumb line from the Simpsons. My last name's Hamilton, anyhow. (And yes, I know you Euros get annoyed when we Yanks bother to associate ourselves in any fashion with our Euro heritage, but still. :P)

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    Must be nonsence.

    For him to record himself having a Fit, Would be bad enough.

    For him to start recording, becous he knows he is about to have a fit, makes it more likley to be set up than anything els.

    no 1 could possibly get that mental and still say
    "hey i should record this"
    Last edited by Just A Girl; 02-27-2006 at 18:29.

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    You might say that, I couldn't possibly comment.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    He´s singing "Jetzt gehts los, jetzt gehts los!" which translates to "Now it starts, now it starts!".
    I don´t know UT, but he says "I don´t need help!" somewhen so he either plays a psychopath on purpose or he really needs help...


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    Good God!
    "The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of the martyr."


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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    I can't stop laughing. This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen.



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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    Ouch. My bleeding ears.

    Wonder what he was trying to load, anyhow? Must have been pretty awesome. Like, visual cocaine.

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    ...that looked like me when my last computer decided to blow up... the pyschopathic German Rage and everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
    Ouch. My bleeding ears.

    Wonder what he was trying to load, anyhow? Must have been pretty awesome. Like, visual cocaine.
    In the comments it says he was playing Unreal Tournament. And dying apparently

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    i was trying to reply!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111
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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    I guess Eva Braun did have a child.


    Oh, and LEN- YOU STOLE MY (alternate) AVATAR!

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    Some 1 should have told that kid not to video himself Playing Unreal as it would probably lag up his game and = death.

    Seriously though.
    how can you guy's believe this?

    Whos tapeing it?
    Why did they decide to Prior to him having a fit.

    Why wasnt he attempting to use keys to moove at all.
    Why didnt he use his mouse to aim and instead just taped it over and over.

    Why didnt any 1 stop him When they hear him scream,
    And if no 1 was home.
    He must have recorded him self.

    And if he recorded him self.
    he went back and camly stoped the recording process, and edited that bit out then uploaded it to the web page.

    And any way
    Why would any 1 record them selfs playing a game without making sure that people could see what was happening in the game as well.

    Its so obviously fake/set up. it was given 1/10 by me.
    not impressed at all.

    And i dont understand how people can imagine its a real situation.
    Nothing adds up.
    Theres no logic behind it.
    Last edited by Just A Girl; 02-28-2006 at 03:20.

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    Damn, that must have been some good porn he found!!!
    This kid needs an honorary membership to our beloved Tavern.
    RIP Tosa

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    Seconded Dave. I'll take two of whatever he's having.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
    Ouch. My bleeding ears.

    Wonder what he was trying to load, anyhow? Must have been pretty awesome. Like, visual cocaine.
    Hilarious!

    This kid looks like he needs some horse tranquilizers.

    EDIT: There's no way this could be acted out. No freaking way.

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    Last edited by Crazed Rabbit; 02-28-2006 at 05:58.
    Ja Mata, Tosa.

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    Default Re: Ser Clegane cannot wait to moderate this place.

    well theres no way he was playing UT like it says either.

    He was going mad.
    THEN he gets the keyboard out.
    Instantly starts to hit it.
    Attempts to fake hyper ventelation.
    starts taping mouse.
    Fakes some more hyper ventalation.

    starts getting worse...
    then basically just breaks his keyboard for the camera whilst screaming and yelling.
    cost £2.00

    If he grabed the monitor and smashed that to pieces. I may have beleived he was really agrivated,

    But seeing as he deliberatly pulled out a cheap old POS keyboard to smash.
    i wouldnot rate this.

    Its obviously acted out.

    If he was that worked up he wouldnt have stoped hyperventalating when he 1st pretended to start.
    and would have needed medical attention.

    Its pure BUll.
    Last edited by Just A Girl; 02-28-2006 at 06:24.

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    I suppose that on a normal day this should seem very weird to me.. but no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba


    Oh, and LEN- YOU STOLE MY (alternate) AVATAR!
    Jihad needs devoted warriors, brother. We need to gather for this purpose, do not get it as stealing.

    Actually, JustAGirl makes some logical statements about this well-taken tape. I think it is kinda fake as well.

    But this does not change the golden rule : "ESC is the most vital key evar."

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    But this does not change the golden rule : "ESC is the most vital key evar."

    That is so true...

    Followed closley by. Alt. f4. ctrl. and delete. In no particular order, and in a couple of combnations.

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