Ordinary Americans plan next invasion
Be afraid, be very afraid![]()
Ordinary Americans plan next invasion
Be afraid, be very afraid![]()
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
Wow, I didn't know that France and Iran are neighbours on the Australian continent.![]()
I guess you learn sth new every day.
Best reasons to attack at all: "They were our allies" and "They're trouble".![]()
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Is this addressed at me?Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
I don't know where you read political exploitation in my post.
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Why do you hate America so much?!?!Originally Posted by Idaho (sic)
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It was obviously made to scare the world. The people who seem so willing to engage in violence also seem to be the people with absolutely no idea about the planet they live on.Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
Well go and be offended with your countrymen. I didn't make them say that stuff!
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
LoL, now that was funny! I'm not inclined to believe that they were serious when they did this, but if I later found out for sure that they were serious, it wouldn't suprise me to horribly. But lighten up, it looks to me like a joke. Or maybe they were serious either way it got me laughing.![]()
Well it seems that you not only need to work on your sense of humour but need to work on your geography a bit better too. The presenter is Australian and the location is obviously not London but somewhere in the US.Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
I'm sorry but thinking Tasmania is South Korea and Australia is North Korea is![]()
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
tee-hee... that was funny.
Reminded me of Chris Morris 'day-today' era stuff.
he used to have a segment called 'speak your brains'.
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The new drug called 'cake' was very funny as well.Originally Posted by mystic brew
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
(Cake: "I need my knees to feel like they've been on a fortnight's bad balloon ride"?)
yeah, the point being that put someone with a microphone on the street and you can get people to say almost anything...
note that the question was 'where should we invade next?' not 'do you think we should invade somewhere, if so, where?'
One can find idiots wherever one decides to look for them.Originally Posted by Idaho
It seems if you wish to believe this as factual evidence of anything then you fall into that same catergory in which the film maker went after.
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As a humor piece about how idiotic some people can be or made to be on film it is rather humorous.
O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
I'd have to agree with that. I am certain that if I were to go out and ask people at random here I would find some that magically confuse Australia with, say, Canada or whatnot.Originally Posted by Redleg
It's a humorous piece and proof only that you can find stupid people anywhere you go.
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And that's the closest Redleg will ever get to taking a jokeOriginally Posted by Redleg
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"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
Looks like Australia's gonna get it.
Trying to find the politics in Idaho's first post... nope, looks like you were the first to bring that into the equation.Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
Linky.
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
About ten years ago, when I had my boutique in Leeds, I had two girls who worked for me. One was an A level student, the other was, well quite frankly a chav, although a very nice girl.
The A level girl, who btw had an O level in history, had no idea what had happened in England in 1066 or 1215!!!
The other one, after I'd been on holiday in Lagos, thought that Portugal was, quote, "Just south of Sheffield". Although technically correct (It is virtually due south.) she meant that it was 'somewhere' in Yorkshire.![]()
She also couldn't grasp that the USA was a different country. She was a big Buffy fan and would have none of it.
'But they speak English!' she kept saying.
Quiet days were often a struggle with those two with me.![]()
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
It's by no means even nearly as dumb, but one of my friends revealed her ignorance of geography when I said I was going to Lisbon for the weekend; "Why are you going to France?"![]()
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
I say we invade Idaho Commie nazis. Idaho thats in the middle east right?
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My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
You really have no clue do you?Originally Posted by Idaho
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O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
No commie nazis in Idaho, mostly just rasict facist and idoitic potato farmers.Originally Posted by strike for the south
And its not in the Middle-East its somewhere near Moscow.
O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
I say you stop by Vietnam....surprise the hell out of those people!
ohhhhhh you make movie?
not this time pal!
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You know it's fake right? CNNN is a parody news show. Good lord, I cant believe people's memories are so bad- how long ago was it that someone posted this video here? It couldnt have been that long, 6 months maybe?Originally Posted by Idaho
Of course, you had the same predictable reactions then too- "oh look how dumb Americans are"![]()
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You can have a sence of humor you know...Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
I live in America too...
I live in the United States (I'm not sure which part of America you live in--Chile? Venezuela? Canada?)Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
While it's true that the US produces among the finest scientists, engineers, and computer programmers in the world, they are counterbalanced by a remarkably ignorant populous. The US, as in most other areas, is a nation of extremes.
I taught an advanced history course in highschool. These were the finest history students in the school. I gave a pop geography quiz on the first day of class to check prior knowledge. The test had the basic landforms, like the six continents, the peninsulas of Europe and the Middle East, the four oceans, and a dot for the city of San Diego, where the school is located.
I think 5 of the 25 students got them all correct. About 5 more made an acceptable number of mistakes. Another 5-8 did rather poorly, but only embarassing for an advanced class. The rest had only a couple correct. One had two answers: North America and South America. Unfortunately, she labeled them reversed.
I think someone being "genuinely offended" must be defensive about the US due to embarrassment. If the satire portrayed in the video weren't realistic, an American would be truly vexed at why anyone would make the joke. Being offended is an admission that the video was painfully accurate.
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I think the premise that they're attempting to answer correctly is proven false when someone mislables North and South America. I'm pretty sure most second graders would be up to the task...
Lovely story!Originally Posted by InsaneApache
But pray tell us what convinced you to surround yourself with two intellectually useless young lassies - did they posses some other 'great' qualities that you've left unmentioned?![]()
Dude, he has a laughing smiley in his post. You're the one who seems to have missed the humorous context.Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
an invasion of washington dc is very overdue
What do you think?Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Too late, the Republicans have already accomplished that.Originally Posted by solypsist
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