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    The question that's been raised is "Does the Bible say exactly how God made the Earth?" Did he use a giant EZ-Bake oven? Do they sell Shake and Bake Humanity on some higher plane?
    Does the Bible say exactly how long those days were? (Thank you Clarence Darrow) What is time to God?
    Sometimes I slumber on a bed of roses
    Sometimes I crash in the weeds
    One day a bowl full of cherries
    One night I'm suckin' on lemons and spittin' out the seeds
    -Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Lemons

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimBob
    Does the Bible say exactly how long those days were? (Thank you Clarence Darrow) What is time to God?
    Man: God, how long is a million years to you?
    God: A minute.
    Man: God, how much is a million dollars to you?
    God: A penny.
    Man: God, can I have a penny?
    God: In a minute.


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