So I’ve been thinking about the best way to fight a horde of zombies and I have decided it is to create my own army of the undead monsters. I have already acquired some equipment on e-bay from the former Soviet Union, gathered some chemical components (and a KitKat) from my local drug store, and liberated a few test specimens from the cemetery a block away.
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Initial tests have been positive and I am surprised at how quickly I have designed the zombie creation formula. My first test subjects have already mastered the ability to speak (only the word “brains” so far) and are much stronger than I thought they would be.
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I have some disappointing news, I was forced to destroy one of my favorite zombies today, he had broken free from his restraints during the night and escaped into my open lab area. I heard the commotion and quickly ran to investigate. To my surprise he was drinking vial after vial of the chemicals I had been preparing as an antidote for the creation formula (they were running out the holes in his torso and making a mess all over the floor) I attempted to communicate with him and was quickly attacked, forced to defend myself I used a 9mm and a Bunsen burner, those chemicals caught fire real quick and his desire for brains was quenched for good.
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I am a bit concerned, after the incident last night I have not been able to find my lab hamster whose cage I found broken. I will continue to look but I fear the little guy has run away.
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I have noticed some unusual screams from the house next door to mine and thru the shades see figures moving in a jerky manor… similar to my zombies. Wait a tick, my hamster couldn’t have been infected, escaped and in a desperate search for brains attacked my neighbors in their sleep last night? Oh no, what if I have inadvertently created the threat I so desperately wanted to battle against. Dear lord what have I done! Nooooooo!