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Sydney you foxy minx you. Middle of winter, a glorious, sun-drenched, 24*C Saturday. Getting pissed in my garden, attempting to edit and complete various short stories, etc. I guess the brain's like any other good piece of machinery, requires a hefty dose of lubricant to operate at optimum levels. And **** you rhyme schemes you can shove them up your butt seams.
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Naut, I would like to send you a PM but you have them disabled.Originally Posted by naut
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I wish I had more beer. Oh well.
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This was a fun thread to read again.
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Making an ass of myself again. I don't even know what I'm doing.
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Polyamory is not involved. So far, all you are considering is spreading a little pollen.
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
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Wrap it.
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It's sinful to have sex outside of marriage?
"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
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Why am I always the last to know!?
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Because you skipped that ethics session in favor of perfecting your schussing?Why am I always the last to know!?
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
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I just had this beautiful moment...
So, during a night out I went to the mens room...
The tune "Take on me" (gotta love the 80's) was on...
Anyway, the guy next to me, drunk as ****, started to sing along...
Taaaake on meeeeeeeeeee....
Music died.
I filled in the chorus:
TAKE ON ME!!
He happily then went on...
Take me ooooon!
And I again chipped in:
"Take on me"
Me and the other guy then in tune went:
I'll be gone, in a"...
The third guy washing his hands tuned in and we all went a high pitched;
"Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
We then didn't say a word, didn't make eye contact, and just went out to our dates... Knowing we had just experienced something that would NEVER happen in the womens toilet - no matter how they group up to go there.
I miss my dick swinging singing friends...
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What the hell is happening to me?
I am going to ask a girl out tonight, and I am NERVOUS about it... I am never nervous in these situations, so this is new and annoying to me. Feels like I'm back in school...
I guess it's because this will be the first time I ask a girl out as "me"... With no ski instructor jacket to fall back on... It's a girl I have dog-training class with, so she only knows me by my looks and how I have interacted in class the last two times. I usually have more to "back me up" so to say...
GAH!!
Oh well, I am excited... Time to roll the dice, wish me luck!!
The Drunkards Tavern
Awwwwwright
That is all for now.
Edit: disregard.
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Been a while, I'm drunk, look at my penis....
Hi, Obama is still a worthless community organizer. You lefty Euros are nothing but the future corpses of the muslim invasion. your leaders have sold you out. What is the Dong worth these days? I'm old....but I still exist, for now....
I miss the good old days....
RIP Tosa
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Hi dave, man there have been are a lot of oldies coming back lately.
A dong is worth 0.0045 US Cents but it's expected to shrink the closer we get to winter.
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Grey, simply a wonderful response! I'd tongue kiss you for it, but my homophobia and the possibility of being thrown off a building by a Syrian refugee keeps me from such an action...
RIP Tosa
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Hello sexy beast how are you
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Hi Dave, how's things?
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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You seem to crave really hard for him to organize you.
Hi to you, too.
"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
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The turn table slave returns.
Hiya Dave.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Glad to have you back. We were just complaining about you.
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Holy crap. Look at all the old relics hanging around in here. Reminds me of '08...
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Somebody needs to get Eurythmics toons playing...
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
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As you command:
Ja-mata TosaInu
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