The Texas Club

[Duke Malcolm]

Texas is definently an awesome place, it's big, beautiful, and full of awesome people! I don't understand what Duke Malcom was talking about, or what he said for that matter, but oh well.

Yes, and helpful people, too.
Since I shopped in Texas a few times, can't I be a Texan, too?

[Ianofsmeg16]

First question. Who was the best Texan?

Michael Shawn Hickenbottom (aka. The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels)
he gre up in San Antonio

[Viking]

Go Spurs Go!

Tottenham?

[Dutch_guy]

Tottenham?

Yes, the Tottenham Hotspurs are frequently abbreviated to Spurs.

[drone]

Another candidate for Best Texan:

Tom Landry.

(Sam Houston, pffffft!!! He was just a politician)

[Zain]

Spurs are kicking .... stuff... at the moment, and were even the champions last year against the Pistons by what.... 1 point?

-ZainDustin

[Viking]

Yes, the Tottenham Hotspurs are frequently abbreviated to Spurs.

Yer. I just figured out that the Spurs also was a team in some American sport.

[Csargo]

Samuel Houston (March 2, 1793 – July 26, 1863) was a 19th century American statesman, politician and soldier. The Virginia-born

I knew he wasn't a Texan.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I knew he wasn't a Texan.

I knew it, but I didn't dare oppose SFTS. That kid knows everything about Texas history...Gah!

[Louis VI the Fat]

There was no Texas when Sam was born....but he made sure there was one before he died.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

There was no Texas when Sam was born....but he made sure there was one before he died.

Yes there was, but it was only a province of Mexico.

[Zain]

You guys are right, Sam Houston was born in Virginia, I looked it up right after I posted and saw I was wrong. Shoulda looked it up BEFORE I posted.

Some of Texas was a province of Mexico.

-ZainDustin

[Mouzafphaerre]

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When Sam was born there was no Mexico either. It was Nuevo Espana.
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[Zain]

Hmmm... interesting.

-ZainDustin

[Goalie]

i want to join this texas club, but i am from Iowa, they are pretty much the same, so how bout it?

[Zain]

Haha, no state is the same from the other, my friend.

-ZainDustin

[Strike For The South]

i want to join this texas club, but i am from Iowa, they are pretty much the same, so how bout it?

/heart attack

[Zain]

LOL, exactly the same.

*I look at the screen, pass out, wake up, look at the screen again, and pass out once more*

[Louis VI the Fat]

Got to keep my fav club going:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Got to keep my fav club going:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.

I don't think it'd work...

[Mouzafphaerre]

Got to keep my fav club going:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.

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Go Texas go!
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[Strike For The South]

Got to keep my fav club going:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.

Yeehaw boyhowdy dadgum yes

[Geezer57]

Got to keep my fav club going:

Should Texas proclaim it's independence?

It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.

My credentials: born well south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Us Southerners already tried that once - seceding from the Union. It didn't work too well the first time around, so I think we ought to think it over for a few centuries before trying again.

[Strike For The South]

but this time we have a plaaaaaaaaan

[Csargo]

I don't think it'd work...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Texas never fails you traitor

So Strike whats the plan?

[Avicenna]

Don't be so harsh on Bush, the poor man wouldn't know what to do.

[Zain]

I remain a devout Texas Club member, and will follow the commands of my leader, Strike For The South!!!

[Louis VI the Fat]

So, what's the plan, Strike?

[Strike For The South]

Cut right along the border and push off. Then a 100 ft wall and we shall be free and indpendent

[KukriKhan]

I had a Texas Double Whopper for lunch today


I always liked the music TV show Austin City Limits, and I spent a year one weekend, in El Paso years ago (long,confusing story involving booze, hookers, airplanes, shoes and billiards).

Am I in?

Cut right along the border and push off. Then a 100 ft wall and we shall be free and indpendent

So your plan is to physically push off from Oklahoma, NewMexico, old Mexico, Arkansas & Louisiana... until Texas floats free in the Gulf?

Brilliant. I'll take the part that borders Las Cruses, NM. Let me know when to start pushing. Meanwhile, I'll just drink these handy Miller Genuine Draft Beers that seem to have magically appeared (note: am I gonna hafta switch to Lone Star beer now?).