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  1. 05-11-2006, 19:42 #10
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    Default Re: The Texas Club

    Quote Originally Posted by currywurry
    I always thought Yorkshire was God's own land? You crazy Amerikans.
    You are both wrong, Dundee is God's own land, but he neglects it...

    I always thought Texas was a DIY and Garden shop taken over by Homebase some time ago... They made nice garden furniture, no wonder it was God's land until the infidel (that is to say, Homebase) took it over...

    I don't see how one could live in Texas, though, unless one wanted to eat bird-feeders and compost...

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    Furthermore, wouldn't a delivery be somewhat difficult in Texas? Surely there isn't the apporopriate equiment? Do they use a large pair of secateurs to cut the cord?
    Last edited by Duke Malcolm; 05-11-2006 at 19:44.
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