Help my laptop is talking to me!

**ZombieFriedNuts** · 05-12-2006, 18:02

The sound was turned down and I didn’t realise the totalwar.com website was open in the back of the pile. I thought I was going mad because I normally turn off my speakers when I’m not using them.

**LeftEyeNine** · 05-12-2006, 18:36

Does your laptop have warning signs on it ? If so, remove them.

**Vladimir** · 05-12-2006, 18:38

And this is in the Backroom?

**Templar Knight** · 05-12-2006, 18:38

hmm

**Redleg** · 05-12-2006, 20:08

Gentlemen - this is what happens when one indulges in to many toxins...

Your laptop begins to speak to you.

I wonder if it is asking you to do something?

Maybe its wanting you to run through the city streets naked expect for running shoes - screaming at the top of your voice -

The British are Coming
THe British are Coming
The British are Coming......

**Lemur** · 05-12-2006, 20:10

That's really weird. Normally the only person who tells me to kill is the neighbors' dog. And he's really pushy about it.

**ZombieFriedNuts** · 05-12-2006, 20:16

No, no toxins, not lately anyway, what I said was that I normally turn off my speakers but they were on a little bit
And it’s not a technical question like LeftEyeNine thought it was just my paranoia.

**Vladimir** · 05-12-2006, 20:28

Originally Posted by Templar Knight

hmm

Indeed.

**UltraWar** · 05-13-2006, 21:08

Originally Posted by Redleg

Gentlemen - this is what happens when one indulges in to many toxins...

Your laptop begins to speak to you.

I wonder if it is asking you to do something?

Maybe its wanting you to run through the city streets naked expect for running shoes - screaming at the top of your voice -

The British are Coming
THe British are Coming
The British are Coming......

hello,
i am the British... please give me all your land!

I'm just glad that totalwar.com is back online

**LeftEyeNine** · 05-14-2006, 00:37

Originally Posted by UltraWar

hello,
i am the British... please give me all your land!

I'm just glad that totalwar.com is back online

This thread will play it to the top with "Have you ever crapped your pants?"

For a contribution I want to mention that Hitler has died long time ago.

and I'm just glad that water is composed of hydrogene and oxygen.

**Bar Kochba** · 05-14-2006, 01:05

i once had this freaky radio it kept on playing i turned off the switch kept on playing i pulled out the plug kept on playing so i piked it up and chuked it out the window happend wen i was like ten freaked me out

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 05-14-2006, 01:19

**Bar Kochba** · 05-14-2006, 01:34

i know i was freaking out lol and also the voices tell me to light stuff on fire

btw the story i said above is true must of been a haunted radio alarm clock

**Louis VI the Fat** · 05-14-2006, 02:21

Now LEN, that was really mean! I once hurt this voice and it was coming, hehe I said 'coming', out of my arse hey if you cN wRITE hydrogene then i can write arse LOL and it zed i MUSt make this post so i get warring ponit i have never got pnoit but i mite now then i saw teh british coming hehe i am teh not schmutsteig