A writer moves to the wilds of mayo for some solitude ,
After a while the loneliness gets to him and he asks a local farmer what there is do do for entertainment .
"grab a sheep and shag it" comes the reply , "everyone does it round here."
After much deliberation the writer goes and does it , while in the middle of his animal passion he notices some people in the distance looking at him and laughing .
On his next visit to the village everyone is pointing at him and laughing .
Very upset he confronts the farmer . "I am a laughing stock , you tricked me , everyone thinks I am a pervert"
"Not really" says the farmer "everyone just thinks that was one real ugly sheep you were screwing" .