Guess who's into sheep most...

[English assassin]

An English tourist in Australia wants to see the great outback for himself, so he hires a 4X4 and off he drives. After a while he passes a sheep farm, and he seems two ozzies with a sheep in a field. One seems to be holding it still while the other is doing "something" around its rear end.

He winds the window down and calls "I say, are you chaps shearing?"

The Ozzies reply "No. P*** off and catch your own sheep, you lazy pommie ******".

(You see, in an Australian accent, shearing sounds a bit like...oh, never mind)

(Language - Beirut)