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    Default Fun with birthday's

    pick the month you were born


    January-I cried with
    Febuary-i danced with
    March-i sang to
    April-I kissed
    May-i ate
    June-I vaccumed
    July-i ran with
    August-i danced with
    September-i smoked with
    October-i spanked
    November-i cried for
    December-I loved


    Pick the day (number) you were born on:


    1-a football player
    2-a monkey
    3-a vacuum
    4-a fork
    5-a gangster
    6-chuck norris
    7-a llama
    8-my dog
    9-my best friends boyfriend
    10-my neighbor
    11-an ipod
    12-a banana
    13-YOUR mom
    14-my true love
    15-a goat
    16-a ruler
    17-myself
    18-a spoon
    19-a mexican
    20-a squirrel
    21-a ninja
    22-a fireman
    23-a noodle
    24-a pickle
    25-a baseball bat
    26-YOUR sister
    27-a cd
    28-sasquatch
    29-my science teacher
    30-A homeless guy
    31- my crush


    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

    White-Because i keep it gangsta
    Black-Because I was drunk.
    Pink-Because im in love.
    Red-Because the voices told me to.
    Blue-Because im sexy and i do what i want.
    Green-Because I hate myself.
    Purple-Because Im cool like that.
    Gray-Because thats how i roll.
    Yellow-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
    Orange-Because i hate my family.
    Other-Because i wuz high
    maroon-Becuz he took my taco
    teal-cuz it was illegal
    Brown-cuz i wanted it/to
    amethyst-Because emos suck
    Caramel-cuz Charlie told me too
    none- because i cant control myself



    So I Vaccumed your sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want
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    I sang to a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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    Apparently I danced with a noodle because I was drunk.

    If you replaced 'noodle' with 'ugly girl who suddenly looks much more attractive', it'd be more true than I'd like it to be.
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    I loved a spoon because that's how I roll.
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    I smoked with my dog because that's how I roll.




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    I smoked with Chuck Norris because I hate myself. Odd...
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    I kissed a fork because I hate myself.

    Guess I didn't think of smoking with Chuck Norris. Oh well.

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    I kissed a spoon because I keep it Gangsta ...

    What an odd combination.

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    I cried with my crush because I hate myself.
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    I danced with a mexican cuz I wanted to.

    As the mexican lady was hot, this makes sence.
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    What are the chances:

    I kissed my true love because im sexy and i do what i want.
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    I cried for a squirrel because I hate myself.
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    I cried for my neighbor because i cant control myself....

    er...ok...
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    I cannot put my finger on it now
    The child is grown,
    The dream is gone.
    I have become comfortably numb...

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    I danced with a monkey because I keep it gangsta! Right...

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    I cried for Chuck Norris becouse i keep it Gangsta.
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    I danced with my true love because I was drunk.

    Someone obviously knows me

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    I smoked with my best friend's boyfriend because I keep it gangsta.

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    i danced with my true love Because im sexy and i do what i want.

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    I danced with a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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    I loved my crush because I can't control myself.

    rofl
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    I smoked with a sasquatch because I was drunk.

    So true....

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    i spanked a gangster because im sexy and i do what i want.
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    i spanked a fireman Because i wuz high

    Okay I think we can all agree mine's the worst...

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    I changed my shirt.

    Now I smoked with a sasquatch 'cuz I'm gangsta!!!

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    I sang to a gangster because thats how I roll.


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    Mine actually makes sense:

    I cried with my true love because I hate myself.

    It's not true though.
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    I kissed my science teacher Because thats how i roll.

    That don't sound too back if she is a hot female
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    I Vaccumed your sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

    Seems we have the same B-day and fashion sense Oaty

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    how did they know?

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    I vaccumed Chuck Norris because someone payed me a 1,000,000 dollars!
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