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  1. 06-05-2006, 05:22 #1
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    Default Darwin Award - Death by Helium Balloon

    Two students found dead inside balloon

    Two university students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it, officials said.

    The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Major Bob Schrader said.
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    Default Re: Darwin Award - Death by Helium Balloon

    Wow.

    I know it's neither taste nor sense to laugh or mock the death of others, but seriously...

    I think the test might just show up a little too much alcohol in the blood.
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    Default Re: Darwin Award - Death by Helium Balloon

    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio

    I wonder what degree they were pursuing.
    I'm guessing nothing in the life sciences...
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    It was more a fun thing they thought they were doing," said Linda Rydman, whose daughter was found dead. "You know how you blow up the balloon and suck the helium."
    Wow, that sounds cold besides stupid.

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    I think they crawled inside to have sex, i bet they were naked. there really is no other explanation for two 21 yeard olds in a giant balloon
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    Default Re: Darwin Award - Death by Helium Balloon

    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
    I think they crawled inside to have sex, i bet they were naked. there really is no other explanation for two 21 yeard olds in a giant balloon
    That was the first thing I thought too.

    Sad way to go, my guess is that they were not able to finish or maybe even able to get started.
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    Default Re: Darwin Award - Death by Helium Balloon

    Well if they were trying to have sex that makes it an open and shut for the 2006 Darwin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc_bean
    It was more a fun thing they thought they were doing," said Linda Rydman, whose daughter was found dead. "You know how you blow up the balloon and suck the helium."
    Wow, that sounds cold besides stupid.

    "Yeah they thought it would be good for laughs, they died, **it happens."
    Perhaps the cops have told her the whole story and she has decided that this "explanation" is a lot less embarassing than what really happened.

    Maybe they needed a really large condom...
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    Default Re: Darwin Award - Death by Helium Balloon

    Probably both real dickheads, kinky killed the cat.
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    So funny voice-sex is the latest fashion among kids these days.
    Very interesting
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