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    Civilization comes to New York...

    NEW YORK is finally getting a school where children can play cricket, eat shepherd’s pie, and pronounce tomato so that it does not rhyme with potato.

    Come September, genuine British schoolchildren in natty red-and-grey uniforms will be seen on the streets of Manhattan with the opening of the city’s only British school.

    Located next to the UN school, the British International School will serve British expatriates and Anglophile New Yorkers who want their offspring educated with a proper accent and can pay $26,000 (£13,800) a year in fees.

    “We are looking forward to the fact that she can spell ‘colour’ with a ‘u’ and we do not have to say ‘zee’ any more,” said Robin Kent, a British expatriate who is moving his eight-year-old daughter Grace from an American school. “The fact that she can learn to play cricket as opposed to baseball is also a real treat,”
    It's a wonderful town

    The new school is importing all its textbooks and library books from Britain to ensure that the spelling is correct.
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    Eh, weird. If you are in the states then color is the correct spelling, so they need their own school to be learn it the wrong way I wonder what the brits would say if the americans in england started an official 'soccer' team, brittain would be too small.

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    Rule Britannia!!!

    What a strange idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rythmic
    Rule Britannia!!!

    What a strange idea.
    I wonder why there aren't any American schools over here. (because the Brits hate the US)

    I have such an American accent because my parents are both from America (well my dad is Italian).
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    There are American schools in the UK. There are German schools, French schools, all sorts.
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    On the way to reclaiming the thirteen colonies! Huzzah!
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    Wonder what the teachers union will think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm
    On the way to reclaiming the thirteen colonies! Huzzah!

    Try it and we'll kill you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm
    On the way to reclaiming the thirteen colonies! Huzzah!
    Meh. You can have New York City...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ceasar010
    Try it and we'll kill you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone
    Meh. You can have New York City...

    We'll swap it for Leeds or Manchester.
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    Default Re: You say tomayto and I say tomarto...

    Wait, you guys say "tomato" wrong?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Peasant
    What, with your mighty flick-knife of power?

    It's obviously to powerful to be on your streets sense it is illegal in the uk so....yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
    Wait, you guys say "tomato" wrong?

    No, you do. You just never realised it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone
    Meh. You can have New York City...
    Hey that one was ours!!!

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    Default Re: You say tomayto and I say tomarto...

    Wait, you guys say "tomato" wrong?
    I not know anymore.

    I say it to-marto

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    It's to-mayto
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    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    Wonder what the teachers union will think.
    Well considering the product that the public school system controlled by the teachers union is pumping out of these days, "thinking" will be the last thing they do about this subject!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Peasant
    We'll swap it for Leeds or Manchester.
    heh...a double whammy pour moi! Born in Manchester, live 2 miles from the Leeds border.

    Middlesbrough would be a better bet, it's the worst place in England to live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Middlesbrough would be a better bet, it's the worst place in England to live.
    I refer you to the Observer's immortal quote about my home town, "Gillingham makes Middlesbrough look like Monte Carlo"
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    It's to-mayto
    It's Solanum lycopersicum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
    I refer you to the Observer's immortal quote about my home town, "Gillingham makes Middlesbrough look like Monte Carlo"
    Haha, cutting. Still, at least it's not constantly on fire, like Newport. Arson capital of the UK, woo!

    I've never thought about it before, but there seems to be a correlation between a town having a transporter bridge and a town being a complete dump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Doctor
    It's Solanum lycopersicum.
    Hands down,that does not rhyme with potato.
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    Default Re: You say tomayto and I say tomarto...

    Quote Originally Posted by ceasar010
    It's to-mayto
    Well, according to the thread title, it's either that or to-maRto ... I think that in this case I'll go with to-mayto.

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    That is by the odd English pronunciation of English.
    We (well-bred) Scots speak the purest from of English that there ever has been. "tomahto" is how one should pronounce the word, not "tomarto" nor "tomayto".
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    Let's just eat the stinkin' thing and go out for beer afterwards.

    I would love to see what would happen if they opened up this school to the public; a few blocks in Little Italy for example. Hilarity would follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
    Let's just eat the stinkin' thing and go out for beer afterwards.
    All right. Just so long as it is proper beer, and not that silly American yellow stuff...
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    And on top of this, I heard on the radio this morning that New York is getting its own print run of The Times (that's The Times, not The London Times, we got the name first and don't have to qualify it!!)

    Coincidence or evidence of a widespread conspiracy to take over?

    All it needs now is a quick change to the consitution so Tony can stand (or shoud that be run ? ) for President after Dubya...
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    heh...a double whammy pour moi! Born in Manchester, live 2 miles from the Leeds border.

    Middlesbrough would be a better bet, it's the worst place in England to live.
    Lol! So Middlesbrough leap-frogged Hull to the title. Things must be bad there.
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    So do these rhyme? (my latin is about as good as Bush's Engrish)

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