I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

[Oaty]

I bit a bogey for a free cuddly toy

Please send 1 bogey an 8 millimeter cassette and a free cuddly toy with a stamped return envelope and you'll get in the mail a video of me chomping down on 1 of your bogey's

[Kralizec]

I moved a schooltie to see into the future

[Taurus]

I licked a pair of sexy underwear for a pet monkey

[drone]

I smelt a teacher for £100000. Do I have to pay taxes on that?

[Kagemusha]

I gobbed on A car exhaust For a hob nob.

[TB666]

I looked at a male striper for fun.
Well that was slighly funny

[tibilicus]

I took a potograph of tony blair for £100000

[AntiochusIII]

I chucked up on a flute for £100000.

How musically rich.

[Lorenzo_H]

I gobbed on A car exhaust For a hob nob.

You must have the same initials as me - RR?

[Kagemusha]

You must have the same initials as me - RR?

Yup.

[Sjakihata]

I seduced a fit model because I was horny

[Lehesu]

I moved Michael Jackson for £100000.

That's sounds strangely drug related, like I smuggled him into a little kids room or something.

[menander]

I tickled a carrot to win a ferrari!

GO MP!

[Somebody Else]

I set fire to a sofa for 10 grand... nice.

Now to stop leaving my money stuffed down the back of the sofa...