You're Addicted To RTW When...

**UltraWar** · 06-10-2006, 20:15

You Demand that your school teacher becomes your protectorate after he/she gives you a detention.

**Mithrandir** · 06-10-2006, 20:30

have more than 50 posts on a gaming forum related to RTW...

**Reverend Joe** · 06-11-2006, 18:52

Originally Posted by Mithrandir

have more than 50 posts on a gaming forum related to RTW...

or if you post in a thread like this.

**Mount Suribachi** · 06-11-2006, 21:47

1) You sit inside your study all morning playing RTW when its a gorgeous sunny day outside. You look at your walking boots....you look out the window at the sunshine....then you turn back to your screen and ponder how to force teh Seleucids to accept a ceasefire.

2) The countryside reminds you of certain TW maps...the way that church is nestled amongst the trees with the graveyard at the back....that long ridge with the steep slopes on one side....

**Rodion Romanovich** · 06-12-2006, 11:14

...you say "not another siege battle" when you have sex

**Lorenzo_H** · 06-12-2006, 12:24

You start looking at a child's book on "how to make your own toga" (I found myself doing this the other day!)

You start exploring the cost oppotunity of having your car fitted with scythes.

**doc_bean** · 06-13-2006, 14:30

When having sex, you insist on charging the rear

**InsaneApache** · 06-10-2006, 21:38

Originally Posted by UltraWar

You Demand that your school teacher becomes your protectorate after he/she gives you a detention.

Now that takes me back to a certain Miss. Boulanger, who was (about) 23 years old, size 8-10, long legs and a nice (black) mini skirt. At 12 Y.O. I was aroused to say the least.

EDIT: I forgot to metion, she taught French! Good God....

**Flavius Clemens** · 06-10-2006, 22:23

You drive past someone walking a rottweiler and shout "wardog!"

**King Henry V** · 06-10-2006, 22:24

You call your boss behind his back "That bastard SPQR".
You try to convince the company that they may increase their turnover if they would just conquer Rhodes.

**The Wizard** · 06-11-2006, 16:44

... you realize you're demanding that the opponents be enslaved and taken back to your capital after your national team is victorious in a soccer match.