Lol, Agreed. Although the one about "seige battles" was also rather amusing.Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
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Lol, Agreed. Although the one about "seige battles" was also rather amusing.Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
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Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
U look at a picket fence and think/shout: "Lower your spears, phalanx formation!"
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die” (Hunter S. Thompson)
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its a pity this thread almost fell but i brought it back!
You close your eyes and see little phalanxes.![]()
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When crossing a bridge you look nervously around for any onagers on the other side.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
... you wish your car could do what elephants can do to your army while in a traffic jam.
"It ain't where you're from / it's where you're at."
Eric B. & Rakim, I Know You Got Soul
or you use a monster truck and go through cars during a trafic jam.Originally Posted by The Wizard
Originally Posted by Glaucus
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"In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore
double post plz delete
You make fun of the resident school genius for missing a Mediterranean geography question on a test.
This happened to me... I made so much fun of a person who said Crete was east of Athens...
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
lol! i once made a big fuss where Macedonia was!Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
time for me to contribute: you listen to RTW music (which im doing right now)
you only download Vercengetorix's IDX extraxtor just to listen to RTW music (not modding)
...you flunk a Roman History test when you mention Rome's 1337 Praetorian and Legionary Cavalry.
...you flunk a Roman History test when you mention the Scipii and Brutii families.
...you flunk a Roman History test when you mention how even three whole stacks of Wardogs couldn't stop British Head Hurler's from slaughtering Roman Arcani during the great Battle of Londinium in 227 BCE.
...you flunk a Roman History test when you don't study, reminding yourself that if it goes bad, you can just reload and the teacher won't give the test and instead return to his home for a nap.
...you can accurately describe, draw, and spell "lorica segmentata" - but you still can't pronounce it correctly.
...you watch Gladiator and wonder why the Germans aren't using Nightraiders and Gothic Cavalry.
...you watch Troy and bitch about how the Trojan's Eastern Infantry didn't rout faster.
...you watch Alexander. Period.
...you've tried making pointless (from a gameplay persepective) historical battles with the editor, just for the hell of it - like Thermopylae.
...you create an entirely new skeleton and animations just so Screeching Women can have their boobs jiggle.
...you get arrested after yelling out "I WANT TO SEE BLOOD! I WANT TO BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD! I WANT TO BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD FOR A WEEK! NOW, KILL THEM ALL!"
during your little brother/sister's soccer/baseball/curling game.
And lastly...
...you think the British are annoying, Germany is composed of bloodthirsty maniacs, France is pathetically weak, Spain is divided between crazy barbarians and cocky snob's and don't really care, Russia is full of BS, Africa is too much trouble for its worth, the Arab countries are full of people who dress funny and have weird names, and Egypt needs to be crushed quickly before they take Jerusalem.
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Signifer Titus Vorenus
Cohors II Legion II
Triana Fortis
http://www.geocities.com/tuccius2112...ianaindex.html
I dunno about anyone else, but my map of Europe is about 2000 years old - if someone tells me they come from X Italian city, for instance, I ask them what the Roman name was...
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