Monkey Versus Robot

[Lemur]

You may need to educate yourself before making you vote ...

[Mithrandir]

The matrix could trick King Kong into thinking he was on a beautiful island...nuff said.

[doc_bean]

the monkey got pwnd by a little kid, enough said.

[Kagemusha]

Monkey.There is just no doubt about it.I once even heard that monkey beat Chuck Norris.

[Dutch_guy]

Monkey.There is just no doubt about it.I once even heard that monkey beat Chuck Norris.

That's not possible and you know it!

My vote goes out to the hard as nails robot.

[UltraWar]

I prefer monkey robots...

[Kagemusha]

That's not possible and you know it!

My vote goes out to the hard as nails robot.

It was this Monkey.Ofcourse many doesnt know about it,becouse Chuck Norris killed all the reporters out of embarasment.

[Reverend Joe]

Monkey; because a guy running around in a monkey suit is always hilarious, whereas a guy walking around in a robot suit looks like an idiot.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Admit it, you just did this poll as an excuse to show the video.

EDIT: Oh yeah, monkey.

[Lemur]

Well, with all of the "Versus" threads popping up, I couldn't stop humming the "Monkey Versus Robot" song. Couldn't help myself. So I posted, yeah, and it was a dandy excuse to link to the video. Complete lyrics:

Monkey play in the jungle,
Robot work in the factory,
They will have a giant rumble,
Monkey Versus Robot!
Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey hate technology,
Robot hate the monkey,
They will fight eternally,
Monkey Versus Robot!
Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey mate in the jungle,
Robot replicate in factory,
They both love their mother,
Why must they hate each other,

Why cant we all get along?
Would that be oh so wrong?
Why cant we all love each other?
Monkey and a robot brother.

Monkey Versus Robot!
Monkey Versus Robot!
Monkey Versus Robot!
Monkey Versus Robot!

[Sardo]

Monkey can go anywhere, an ability clearly beyond the reach of robots!

[yesdachi]

I’ll vote monkey. I have never been a fan of characters that can breakdown. If it was a self repairing robot maybe.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Robot.

This is the dawn of the age of machines, after all.

Crazed Rabbit

[Zalmoxis]

Robot. Beep.

[[DnC]]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/monkeyvstiger.html

If it would be this monkey, then he could show that robot a thing or two!

If I'm correct I've got the right video, but I can't view it here at work. It's about a monkey that "plays" about with one or two tigers, hilarious!

So.. Go monkey go!

[Mithrandir]

that's one mean monkey..I'd like to see him try again in 3 years though .

[Crazed Rabbit]

To further support my position:

Watch Terminator. Or, put a modern tracking gun in a hard metal case with tracks and set it to target monkey.

Crazed Rabbit

[Lehesu]

Neither of them have anything on this.

http://yogatori.com/movies/kikkomaso/kikkomaso_e.htm

[Sjakihata]

according to the song they are going to fight eternally, still I would cheer for the robot. Techonology over biology.

[naut]

Techonology over biology.

Biological Technology is better, or we will all die .

Monkey, because they eat bananas .

[GoreBag]

Awesome. I'm gonna vote robot because no one ever spontaneously dances like a monkey.

EDIT: Johnny Bravo excluded.

[Divinus Arma]

Dude. The Control V thread gets closed, but this one gets left open?



Monkey v. Robot?

How 'bout:

Crackho vs. Leprechaun?

[Lemur]

Dude. The Control V thread gets closed, but this one gets left open?

If I had to guess, I'd say that the Control V thread got closed because of what was pasted in the first post. Not very Frontroomish. But then, it is not our place to question the mysterious ways of the trss-killing Beirut. He is like a maddened mystic, and we can only guess at his motivations.

[Divinus Arma]

Control V:



Wow. Still there. Huh.

[Beirut]

...and we can only guess at his motivations.

Now look, if y'all are going to make a case out of this...

It's simple, threads should balanced between fun, common interest, and interactivity. The "Control + V" thread failed in the balance. Some people might find it fun to have a thread where you bash your head on the keyboard and see what letters pop up on the screen, or have a poll asking if your eyes are open or closed when you pee, but I can't imagine the majority want the Frontroom to be like that. It would be a shallow, vapid place.

Some inanity is fine, but we've had a flurry of spam threads lately and some are going to get cut. This thread is kept open (for now ) because it was presented with a video to look at, a poll to answer, the chance of interactivity between the posters, and maybe a laugh. It's always a case by case basis.

The rules here are simple - no religion, politics, or nastiness (or spam), but that still leaves humour, science, history, women, food, beer, women, movies, books, motorcycles, cars, bars, stars, games, women, travel, life stories, philosophy, deodorant preference, cooking, and 34,870,324 other topics. There is no need to permit or desire we become a forum full of "How many times can you stick your finger up your nose in one minute?" threads.

Now, Please. If you have comments, please PM BKS or myself, or take it up in the Watchtower. In this thread it's over.

[Lehesu]

In this thread it's over.

Is that the equivalent of using the whiffle axe on this thread?