Things a hurricane survivor would buy...

**Byzantine Prince** · 06-15-2006, 00:01

porn, jewlery, vacations, CNN - link

FEMA hurricane cards bought jewelry, erotica

The GAO uncovered records showing that $1,000 from a FEMA debit card went to a Houston divorce lawyer; $600 was spent in a strip club and $400 was spent on "adult erotica products," all of which auditors concluded were "not necessary to satisfy legitimate disaster needs."

The cause was apparently peopel lying about their assets etc.

**Oaty** · 06-15-2006, 00:24

But what if the hurrican destroyed thier porn stash? !!!!!!!

**drone** · 06-15-2006, 15:31

You can take the person out of New Orleans, but you can't take the New Orleans out of the person.

**Fragony** · 06-15-2006, 15:43

That's disastrous!

**Gregoshi** · 06-15-2006, 16:37

In a report I heard on the radio, there was even one person who used $36000 in FEMA money for a sex change operation. The hurricaine must have wiped out his sexual identity.

**Fragony** · 06-15-2006, 16:41

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

In a report I heard on the radio, there was even one person who used $36000 in FEMA money for a sex change operation. The hurricaine must have wiped out his sexual identity.

Maybe he thought he would be saved earlier if he was a hot chick. Come to think of it, juwels help as well.

pretty smart.