Bush scores some cool swag!

**Leet Eriksson** · 06-15-2006, 20:10

A weapons cache from the king of Jordan, and several other cool swag like dates, a dvd of Singing in the Rain, a leather whip, fertilizer and some other stuff from other foreign countries.

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JUNE 15--President George W. Bush received a $10,000 sniper's rifle, six jars of fertilizer, 11 antique handguns, ten pounds of dates, and a DVD of "Singin' in the Rain" from various foreign leaders, according to a report filed today by the U.S. Department of State. The annual report from the Office of Protocol, excerpts from which you'll find below, covers gifts provided in 2004 to federal employees by "foreign government sources." Included in Bush's haul (which gets sent to a government archive) were assorted Dallas Cowboys merchandise from Saudi Arabia's Prince Bandar, a $125 braided leather whip from the Hungarian prime minister, and a copy of "The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook" from the Sultan of Brunei. The Asian leader also gave Bush DVDs of "Singin' in the Rain" and "To Kill a Mockingbird." Jordan's King Abdullah gave Bush $12,000 worth of antique weapons, including a pistol dating to 1780, and a $10,000 Dakota Arms sniper's rifle. He also provided the president with six jars of "various fertilizers" valued at $60. As the State Department report notes, the circumstance "justifying acceptance" of these foreign gifts is "non-acceptance would cause embarrassment to donor and U.S. Government." The Tunisian president gave Bush $60 worth of dates. First Lady Laura Bush received an $1150 Chanel purse from the French president's wife and a $12,500 Mounier & Bouvard clutch from the King of Morocco. Vice President Dick Cheney scored a $400 set of white gold cufflinks "with Arabic lettering symbolizing good fortune and health" from the Jordanian king, while former Secretary of State Colin Powell received a Bulgari necklace set from Saudi Arabia's Prince Faisal. At $24,500, the gold and diamond jewelry was the most valuable gift from a foreign official. While Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld received some nice bottles of wine, his most unique gift came from Jordan's King and Queen, who gave Rummy a $380 aromatherapy gift set. Though Rumsfeld could surely use the aromatic relaxation, the item was transferred to the General Services Administration. (11 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0615061gifts1.html

Read the list (11 pages long, check the website for details) and laugh.

**Devastatin Dave** · 06-15-2006, 20:15

6 jars of fertilizer? All he has to do is give a speech about immagration and he'd fill 6 55 gallon drums of fertilizer.

**yesdachi** · 06-15-2006, 20:22

I would be curious to see a list of gifts the US has given. Oh, and there is no reason to include all the foreign aid I don’t feel like being sick and angry.

**doc_bean** · 06-15-2006, 20:25

They have to hand in all their swag ?

Hah !

**drone** · 06-15-2006, 20:37

The King of Jordan gave him 6 jars of "fertilizer"? Either he was trying to smuggle explosives into the country or his opinion of the Bush Administration is now crystal clear.