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    Time Lord Member The_Doctor's Avatar
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    Default Monkey gangs steal England flags

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/5102418.stm

    A safari park in Merseyside is urging patriotic football fans to remove England flags from their vehicles to stop gangs of baboons pinching them.
    Bosses at Knowsley Safari Park say the 120-strong troop of baboons usually swipe windscreen wipers but have turned to stealing World Cup flags instead.

    Safari Park general manager David Ross said: "Many people are wisely removing them before going on the safari drive.

    "If they forget the baboons usually take them."

    According to Mr Ross, the baboons have built up quite a stash.

    He added: "Visitors are certainly enjoying their antics with the flags as it does look like they are showing their support for the efforts of the England team.

    "The baboons have always been great fun but they are the vandals of the animal world.

    "Our advice to England fans is to remove their flags before they arrive or to use the alternative car-friendly route around the outside of the monkey jungle."

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    Default Re: Monkey gangs steal England flags

    Monkeys in Merseyside stealing things?

    Nooooooo, never?
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    Default Re: Monkey gangs steal England flags

    I would have understood Barcelona... but Liverpool?

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    Default Re: Monkey gangs steal England flags

    I would have understood Barcelona... but Liverpool?

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    Default Re: Monkey gangs steal England flags

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Doctor
    This troupe of hoodlums is well known in the area so these people should have known better. Asbo's will be served in due course!
    Dum spiro spero

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    Default Re: Monkey gangs steal England flags

    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
    Monkeys in Merseyside stealing things?

    Nooooooo, never?


    Makes a change from hubcaps i guess.
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