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    From todays Times I thought I'd share with you all..

    The English scam

    The Nigerian Government dutifully warns citizens about British fraudsters

    Dear Sir,

    First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and Top Secret. I am sure and have confidence of your reliability to prosecute a transaction of significant magnitude involving a transaction requiring maximum confidence.

    My name is Sir Roderic Murgatroyd, CH, OM, PHISH, the 21st Baronet. I represent a consortium of all the Baronets in the United Kingdom. We have been asked, in STRICTEST CONFIDENCE, by Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the Second, to arrange for the sale of Buckingham Palace. Obviously she cannot do this in her own name, because of questions of Magna Carta and lèse-majesté. We cannot use her bankers, Coutts & Co, for fear of premature leakage. I have therefore been delegated, as a matter of trust, by my colleagues to secure a Commonwealth partner, into whose account we would transfer the sum of £21,320,000.00 Sterling. All we ask is £10,000 in advance expenses.

    Hence we are writing you this letter. We have agreed to share the money thus: 1.20 per cent for the account owner; 2.70 per cent for Her Majesty; 3.10 per cent to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses. Please note that this transaction is 100 per cent safe, and we hope to commence the transfer latest seven (7) banking days from the date of the receipt of the following — the cash and your Lagos account number. The above information will enable us to write letters of property description. We look forward to doing this business with you and solicit your extreme confidentiality in this transaction.
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    OH MY GOD!

    That's SUCH a brilliant idea. Let's scam the hell out of Nigeria together!

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    Ermm, Sir Roderic Murgatroyd from "Ruddigore"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by L'Impresario
    Ermm, Sir Roderic Murgatroyd from "Ruddigore"?
    Indeed.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    it's a common scam which uses a variaty of stories. I once got such a mail from a minister from Sierra Leone. He chose ME personaly to make an account to transfer his embezzled millions to.

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    Haha

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    Sir Roderic Murgatroyd, CH, OM, PHISH
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    not funny...i've been victim of this scam...i send for atleast 5000 cans of soda...and that is alot of money

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    That's some pretty expensive soda you got there, Umeu.
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    £2500 is a lot of money to a lot of people, Tiberius.

    As for the main story, this kind of scam is common in many varieties as Peasant Phill said. The most annoying one is when Barbara (or whatever her name is) from Florida with a recording telling you you have won a penthouse in Florida. Have you seen that recent ad about postal fraud? (UK only) It gives a good idea of it.
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    ive been targeted by the nigerian 411 fraud (or whatevr it is called) twice though i just deleted their mails and never responded. it said that a far away relative died and that you inherited a lot of money but to get it, you must pay money first...yeah right

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    My relative HRH Princess Majibuhutangudahu (sp) of Nigeria died last year and left me her fortune, I still haven't gotten over this tragic loss.

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    You gotta be pretty dumb to fall for that or really smart. I haven't decided which one.
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    Has anybody seen that Dilbert cartoon with Ratbert and the Nigerian Scam? Priceless.
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    This is the dumbest question that anyone can ask but how are UK, Britain, England, Ireland, and scottland related?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draconian
    This is the dumbest question that anyone can ask but how are UK, Britain, England, Ireland, and scottland related?
    (you forgot Wales )

    OK I'll give it a try.

    The UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. This is one country, comprising of the Kingdoms of England and Scotland, the Principality of Wales and the province of Northern Ireland (The six counties of Ulster).

    The head of state is Her Britannic Majesty, Queen Elzabeth II

    Britain, or more correctly the British Isles comprisises all of the above, but also includes the Republic of Ireland.

    Which, as you would suspect, being a republic, has a President as the head of state.

    As for how we are all related, well it's a bit incestuous really.....
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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