Mafia II: The sequel to the best-selling forum game [Concluded]

[The Spartan (Returns)]

You're in, DA

you mean electic. DA was way better though Electic.

[Avicenna]

No, DA shall forever be DA

[GeneralHankerchief]

Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. Things were going as usual in the Kingdom of Peace and Love, with lots of babes, beer, and a little bit of spamming. Most people's only care in the world was whether Eclectic had a cooler name now that he changed it from Divinus Arma.

A recent arrival to the Frontroom, Eclectic was chuckling to himself when members were arguing whether he should have come in after the move-in deadline expired. He decided to take a short walk to take in the sights. This place was nice. A quaint little city (no sidewalks though) with lots of bars. Perfect for him. He rounded lots of corners and was interested in seeing what was on the other side. But what he wasn't expecting when he made a sharp left was...

...A GUY POINTING A FLAMETHROWER RIGHT AT HIM!!! Oh no! Eclectic's reflexes were quick, but not quick enough as he was soon engulfed in flames. He ran around screaming for water as the mafioso continued to pour the fire on. Realizing the situation was hopeless, he ran into the nearest bar and downed a quick mug of his favorite beer, thereby dying a happy death. As the mafioso saw the smile on his face before passing on he muttered: "Serves him right for coming in past the deadline."

Meanwhile, in another part of town, Zalmoxis was also taking a stroll. However, he was walking in the middle of the road, away from corners. There he noticed a section of road that looked somehow... different from the rest of it. Intrigued, he walked on it to see if it felt any different.

It did. As a hissing sound emitted, Zalmoxis immediately recognized that he had stepped on a spring-loaded pressure plate. Out of nowhere a barrel dumped honey and grain all over him, making him a gooey, wheaty mess. At once people started to come out and crowd around him, laughing.

"Is this someone's idea of a prank?" he thought. Because it was a pretty good one. However, a black cloud was moving right toward him and he realized it wasn't a prank- it was a murder.

"Trained attack ducks!" somebody yelled. "Everybody run for cover!" But it was too late. The ducks swooped in, with the villagers bracing themselves. But to their surprise, they all went straight for Zalmoxis, pecking away at the honey and grain. The villagers could only watch in horror as the swarm of ducks proceeded to turn Zalmoxis into a human breadcrumb. By the time the ducks flew away, quacking happily, Zalmoxis was a mess on the ground. He was now vulture food.

That evening, the villagers gathered around the town square where Chief of Police Beirut made an announcement.

"Gentlemen," he began, "I've been in the police force for a long time. And these two deaths that occured today were the result of the mafia! While I could take them down if they ever tried to whack me, they're impossible to track and thus can't bring them down by the normal system of justice. While I do have a detective working on this case, it won't be enough.

"We will bring these killers down by democracy. Everyone here will simply cast a vote for who they think did it. At the end of voting, the person who received the most votes will be executed by lethal injection. Get to it!"

Villagers, now is your time. You have a little over 24 hours to vote (publicly, no PMs) for who you think killed Eclectic and Zalmoxis. After the voting period is over, I will post the execution and updated status list. Get voting!

[UltraWar]

hmm... I reckon it was AggonyDuck

[Divine Wind]

Destroyer of Hope, surely a Mafioso.

[Dutch_guy]

AggonyDuck, it's all in the name, or it's simply the perfect frame.

[Ice]

AggonyDuck

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

AggonyDuck

[The Spartan (Returns)]

AggonyDuck, it's all in the name, or it's simply the perfect frame.

or perhaps thats what they want you to think... for the flaming incident:SSNeoperestroika

[Avicenna]

Framing for sure.

It does sound like some form of disguised pudding commandos though...

evil maniac from mars

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Framing for sure.

It does sound like some form of disguised pudding commandos though...

evil maniac from mars

I assure you, my Pudding Commandos are in the lounge at the Imperialist Club.

[Silver Rusher]

No! AggonyDuck has been framed, you fools! Why would he kill Zalmoxis in exactly the same way as his name would suggest otherwise?

Hmmm... I think it was The Spartan.

[Craterus]

No! AggonyDuck has been framed, you fools! Why would he kill Zalmoxis in exactly the same way as his name would suggest otherwise?

That's just what he wants you to think.

I think it was DemonArchangel that killed DA/Eclectic though. They both have DA as initials/nickname and our mafioso had had enough of this imposter. If you understand my thinking...

[Cowhead418]

No! AggonyDuck has been framed, you fools! Why would he kill Zalmoxis in exactly the same way as his name would suggest otherwise?

Hmmm... I think it was The Spartan.

You're right, Silver Rusher. AggonyDuck would have to be the fool of all fools to create such incriminating evidence against himself.

My thoughts point to Destroyer of Hope.

[Csargo]

I believe it was evil maniac from mars.

[Lemur]

It couldn't have been Agony Duck, because the frame is too perfect. No, wait, maybe he framed himself so crudely that we'd all think it was someone else. Or if someone else knew that we'd know that Duck would know that he couldn't possibly know that we'd know, so if he knew that we'd know, then we'd know ... where was I?

I'm gonna go with the herd on this one: Evil Maniac From Mars, largely because the Mafia needs maniacs. And martians. The evil goes without saying.

[Stormcrow]

or perhaps thats what they want you to think... for the flaming incident:SSNeoperestroika

I'll go with that: SSNeoperestroika

[Kagemusha]

The killer is Lehesu.It is the overlord of Soy who is framing AggonyDuck

[Silver Rusher]

Townspeople, you are pointing your fingers at evil maniac from mars but you are forgetting one thing. evil maniac from mars associates himself with pudding, not a honey/grain mix. If he committed the killing, he would have either done it with pudding (to create the image that he had been framed) or nothing like that at all.

[Csargo]

I'm sticking with evil anyways I don't believe that anyone would frame themselves though I could be wrong.

[Dutch_guy]

Townspeople, you are pointing your fingers at evil maniac from mars but you are forgetting one thing. evil maniac from mars associates himself with pudding, not a honey/grain mix. If he committed the killing, he would have either done it with pudding (to create the image that he had been framed) or nothing like that at all.

A true mafioso has his alibi ready, and that sure as hell smells like an alibi.

[Silver Rusher]

A true mafioso has his alibi ready, and that sure as hell smells like an alibi.

That is a possibility.

But evil maniac from mars isn't that clever, is he?

[Csargo]

Hmmmm Interesting

[The Spartan (Returns)]

No! AggonyDuck has been framed, you fools! Why would he kill Zalmoxis in exactly the same way as his name would suggest otherwise?

Hmmm... I think it was The Spartan.

what?! why would it be me? i just voted somebody!

[Silver Rusher]

what?! why would it be me? i just voted somebody!

Look, right now there is no way for us to know exactly who committed the murders, and so blind guesses are the only thing you can really do at this stage, unless you want to follow the crowd and go with AggonyDuck or evil maniac from mars, who in my opinion neither could have done.

[UltraWar]

what?! why would it be me? i just voted somebody!

Always suspect the unsuspected...

[Lord Winter]

I'll go with The Spartan

[Drisos]

(I am not in..>> no vote)

It is either AggonyDuck and he is not so smart. or it is somebody else making himself look like aggonyduck, so we choose him. or aggonyduck knows that we will think someone is setting him up, is smart and is a mafioso. or, somebody knows that we will think aggonyduck knows that we will think someone is setting him up so we will choose him.

[Avicenna]

Being accused of murder and accused of unintelligence

This sure isn't AggonyDuck's day. Or the evil martian maniac's.

[Cowhead418]

(I am not in..>> no vote)

It is either AggonyDuck and he is not so smart. or it is somebody else making himself look like aggonyduck, so we choose him. or aggonyduck knows that we will think someone is setting him up, is smart and is a mafioso. or, somebody knows that we will think aggonyduck knows that we will think someone is setting him up so we will choose him.

It is the perfect crime! Wait... I'm confused now.