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    Suppose you were some kind of guy who is like Genghis Khan and have a menagerie of women in ur harem (for watever reason in this modern era). Lets further suppose each of ur 100+ wives yield 2+ children (so thats like 200+ rugrats) that is enough to constitute the start of a nation.

    So here is the question, what would you call this nation?

    Would name it after yourself??

    Or your org. nickname??
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    We would be the kingdom of Polabia, we would be a forested mountain and plains dwelling people, but with a coastline of sandy shores and a dozen or so islands to boot. The bulk of our men would fight has heavy infantry in a plate cuirass and pauldrons, with a corinthian helm, kite shield and pike, and a battle skirt bearing the colors of our nation, or as an elite cavalry akin to polish hussars.

    We would be content with our lands, our people, our religion and our culture, but we would never accept anything beneath the status of empire. We would live peacefully with neighbors who desired peace, and put those who would wish us ill in their place. If our allies needed help, we would aid them as if they were a member of our own dominion, and those who would dare attack them be summarily obliterated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kataphraktoi
    Suppose you were some kind of guy who is like Genghis Khan and have a menagerie of women in ur harem (for watever reason in this modern era). Lets further suppose ur 100+ wives yield 2+ children that is enough to constitute the start of a nation.

    So here is the question, what would you call this nation?

    Would name it after yourself??

    Or your org. nickname??
    Honestly, I think I'd be way too tired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    Honestly, I think I'd be way too tired.
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    The nation of free food, women and free things.

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    Katankistan!!!

    or maybe Polygamistan!!

    or United Wives of Katankistan!!!
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    It would most likely be run the same as my NationState.

    Either Benevolent Dictatorship or Absolute Monarchy (dictatorship would be best for a nation just growing up, whereas monarchy would be best for a nation established). Compulsive military term of 1 year at age 18 for all genders. American English would be the official language with ASL being a required course in primary and secondary education. Dropping out from secondary (high school) education is illegal. Murder, rape, and child abuse all considered high felonies and punishable by either torture and imprisonment, or execution. 100 wives would not be allowed, as monogomy will be a law. Divorce would be illegal. Abortion is illegal except in the cases of incest and rape. 16 for age of consent. Flat 7% income tax.

    And various other things, but those are the key things. I'd discuss the logic in the laws, but that would be best for the backroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kekvitirae
    Either Benevolent Dictatorship or Absolute Monarchy (dictatorship would be best for a nation just growing up, whereas monarchy would be best for a nation established). Compulsive military term of 1 year at age 18 for all genders. American English would be the official language with ASL being a required course in primary and secondary education. Dropping out from secondary (high school) education is illegal. Murder, rape, and child abuse all considered high felonies and punishable by either torture and imprisonment, or execution. 100 wives would not be allowed, as monogomy will be a law. Divorce would be illegal. Abortion is illegal except in the cases of incest and rape. 16 for age of consent. Flat 7% income tax.
    Yikes. I hope there'd be beer. Lots and lots of beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kekvitirae
    It would most likely be run the same as my NationState.

    Either Benevolent Dictatorship or Absolute Monarchy (dictatorship would be best for a nation just growing up, whereas monarchy would be best for a nation established). Compulsive military term of 1 year at age 18 for all genders. American English would be the official language with ASL being a required course in primary and secondary education. Dropping out from secondary (high school) education is illegal. Murder, rape, and child abuse all considered high felonies and punishable by either torture and imprisonment, or execution. 100 wives would not be allowed, as monogomy will be a law. Divorce would be illegal. Abortion is illegal except in the cases of incest and rape. 16 for age of consent. Flat 7% income tax.

    And various other things, but those are the key things. I'd discuss the logic in the laws, but that would be best for the backroom.
    You have a NationState as well? Nice. I might as well post the details on my wonderful country, The United Soviet States of Nepolonia.

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    The United Soviet States of Nepolonia is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.101 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Commerce, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

    A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, and guns are banned. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nepolonia's national animal is the Weasel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Struble.
    The country is a Father Knows Best state, Civil Rights are below average, political freedoms are outlawed and the economy is frighteningly strong. Oh, and the flag.

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    I will keep thinking of a nation name but the first thing I would do is encourage all my wives to take those hormones that would make them extra fertile. In the matter of just a few years I will have thousands of heirs!

    Note to self – country needs to have a large agricultural and dairy industry, I’m gunna need a lot of food for all those hungry mouths.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    I will keep thinking of a nation name but the first thing I would do is encourage all my wives to take those hormones that would make them extra fertile. In the matter of just a few years I will have thousands of heirs!
    Being surrounded by 100+ women on extra hormones? Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.
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    I'd probably call it something stupid like Deutschaland der II. Yeah...


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    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    I will keep thinking of a nation name but the first thing I would do is encourage all my wives to take those hormones that would make them extra fertile. In the matter of just a few years I will have thousands of heirs!

    Note to self – country needs to have a large agricultural and dairy industry, I’m gunna need a lot of food for all those hungry mouths.
    And then your dynasty will die out from inbreeding in just a few short generations, considering the majority of the population will be your sons and daughters.

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    After reading through this lot I think I'll stay with little old England, thank-you very much.
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    Having thought long and hard -- I wouldn't want to live in any society that would accept me as its leader
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    UUOGP

    United Union Of Greek People

    Greek Cities along the Agean Shore....

    Yep

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