Rome Total War - 3 Word Story Forum Game!!

[Fwapper]

I'm not sure if this has been done before on this forum... if it has I'll stick a "2" on the end of the title. :P

Anyhow - Rules are that every time you post, you copy and paste the original story and add on your own three words. Only one post per day.

I'll start it off with a hugely original:



Once upon a

[UltraWar]

Once upon a time, a Roman

[Byzantine Emperor]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage

[Avicenna]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast,

[Marshal Murat]

Shouldn't this be in the Monastery??


Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there.

[gmjapan]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she

[The Spartan (Returns)]

was raped in

[Fwapper]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in


Please remember to copy and paste the story - so we can constantly see what odd direction the plot has taken. ;)

[Kourutsu]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables

[snevets]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant.

Not sure I like where this is going people...

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Please remember to copy and paste the story - so we can constantly see what odd direction the plot has taken. ;)

sorry im used to the One Word story thread at the frontroomn

[The Spartan (Returns)]

new setence: Once Upon A

[Fwapper]

sorry im used to the One Word story thread at the frontroomn

Dang... this isn't the first thread of its type in the Guild...

Anyway:




Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a

[The Spartan (Returns)]

no but in the froontroom its about anything.

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was

[snevets]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by a hampster.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

eh! thats four words no count!

[UltraWar]

As the last person put 4 words instead of 3... I will remove hampster...

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by a Indian Cannibal called

[Fwapper]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked

[orangat]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died.

[UltraWar]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal

[Conqueror]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics

[Barbarossa82]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a

[Pontifex Rex]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his...

[B-Wing]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to

[orangat]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He

[UltraWar]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard