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    Default Its a! ....Twins?

    So if you haven't already heard my Girlfriend and me are going to have... at the time what we thought was going to be one baby in the next 7 months. So we thought it would be a good idea to get an Ultra Sound at her Gyno because of some recent...complications.

    So the Doctor did the Ultra Sound. No Big Deal. Everything seems to be going well, when he gave us the pictures there wasn't one but two little...ummm...somewhat human looking organisms in her belly. He Further Stated that they both seemed to be developing nicely, although future complications are a constant worry of hers. So If all Goes well in the next 6-7 months I'm not going to be a daddy to just one little screaming bundle of joy but two!

    Just thought I give an Update.

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    Jebus. Congratulations!
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    congratulations Wakizashi!

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    So are you going to make an honest woman out of her? . Congrats, find out if they're identical or, umm, not. If they're identical you can brag about having super sperm but if they're not, it's all about her.


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    Congrats Waki my good man!!

    p.s. Ian is a great name to name the evil twin
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    Congrats, hope all is going well! Twins deserve 2 balloons!

    Do twins usually come out early? I always thought they did, but I'm not sure whether it's true or not.
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    wow ! Double congratulations !
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