Apparently, looking at pictures of dead people makes you hungry, and a few hours after eating a steak and cheese, you probably need to take a dump!

By the time I graduated from college, I thought I was one weird, messed-up guy. Thanks to the internet, I now have complete faith in my normality!

I think the lesson here is simple. If you are going to search the web for questionable material, use someone else's account and computer.