Chopped makes it look bigger? Well, when I was making up my mind for my little baby lemur, one of the people I spoke to was a surgeon, who had a very different take. He said that by losing the li'l bit of extra flesh, you could actually shorten a man's dangly bit through circumcision. He didn't think it was at all unlikely.

Anyway, done is done. If my boy wants to chop, he's free to do so in sixteen years or so. You can always take away, but you can never give back.