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    Quote Originally Posted by Eclectic
    God bless the One State Of America: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the One State of America. And to the oligarchy, for which it was stolen, one nation, united by liberals, with inequality and entertainment for all, and taxes and hatred for those who prosper under their own power.

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    Not to mention we only have TWO countries that border us. Hmmm. No texactly a stone's throw away. The U.S. is the size of Europe, thanks. Consider our 50 states as you would your various nations. Thanks, InsaneApache.
    SO what state is what european country.....hmmm. Well i guess New ENGLAND could be like the British isles....
    Maine=Scotland
    Conneticut=Wales
    Massachusetts=England
    New Hampshire=Ireland
    Vermont=Northern Ireland......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Guardian
    SO what state is what european country.....hmmm. Well i guess New ENGLAND could be like the British isles....
    Maine=Scotland
    Conneticut=Wales
    Massachusetts=England
    New Hampshire=Ireland
    Vermont=Northern Ireland......
    Isn't Massachusetts supposedly the most "Irish State" of the US?
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    The best thing America contributed to the world was Jazz and Big Band Swing! Though I don't know how many people here would agree with me.

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    Here's our esteemed board of directors for the National Academy of Sciences:
    Classic. Nice one Don.

    Are we sure the guys in the hot tub aren't Australian though? it looks an awfuly Australian thing to do.
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    Are we sure the guys in the hot tub aren't Australian though? it looks an awfuly Australian thing to do.
    Pretty sure that's not US. Those beer cans are a dead giveaway. Don't recognize the brands, and that tall-boy style can is fairly rare here.

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    I think the problem is stereotypes. French are arrogant, Dutch are avaricious, Americans are gunslinging morons, ...

    These things aren't necessarily true (however some have or had some truth to them). The thing is that we see actions of those groups in light of those prejudices and by doing this enforcing those prejudices.
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    Don't forget the English being pompous and posh!

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