Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Argh!

If I was the girl in the top pic, Jesus would be getting a taser to the face very shortly. Also, it looks like Jesus is hi-jacking the dude's truck.
We should have a caption contest...

Picture one... "Hey babe, you seem a little tense how about a nice rub on the shoulders."
Picture two... "Alright, you make a left on Moreland and ask for a chick named Gina, she's a real toe curler. Don't forget to tell her the J-Dog sent ya"