Quote Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
Such an easy answer: MTW was an intellectual and cute girl with glasses, RTW was a hot gorgeous blonde bomb who thinks New York is the capital of London. You can spend a lifetime with the first girl, but you wouldn't like to remember the name of the second one after you had a hot night with her.
I am suing LEN for breach of copyright[1]:

Quote Originally Posted by econ21
To make an analogy between the Total War games and potential romantic partners, I would offer the following:

STW is like some kooky person you meet, hits you right out of left field with their zest, idiosyncracies and character. Funny, innovative, stylish and wonderfully unique. Ultimately, you may find their mannerisms become repetitive and their limitations start to grate, but you will always remember them with affection.

MTW is like the rather plain person you sit down next to and unexpectedly find yourself talking to well into the early hours. Outwardly rather bland and characterless, inwardly deep, engrossing and compelling. This is the one you could settle down with and probably should.

RTW is the absurdly good-looking one who turns everyone's heads and knows it. Smooth, urbane and graceful, this one can effortlessly dazzle and charm. However, for some strange reason, things might feel a little too easy and when away from them, in the quiet of the night, you wonder if they are just a little too shallow.
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[1]Only kidding.