The plague of Dot-Orgus, A frontroom story.
The plague of Dot-Orgus
Internet has been terrorized for two long years by a mysterious creature, called The Stranger by the inhabitants of the planet. The Stranger was an out of control maniac, who was addicted to spicy ham, and he was terrorizing the entire Internet population. He has driven the planet to the edge of total despair though everybody was hunting for him, nobody ever got near him.
Tales spread that The Stranger, who had been cornered by a team of elite Busters, defeated them in a few seconds and the Busters had never been the same after their encounter.
Especially the country Dot-Orgus had suffered under his maniacal reign of terror. The gouverment had tried even the most rigorous of methods to rid themselves of The Stranger, but none of them prevailed.
Now it is our turn to hunt The Stranger and we will not fail. The Zpionists, the masters of Sharks and the keepers of the Real Life secret, have never failed a mission.
Anu-S-Anu-S-Anu-S. A man stood up and and ran to the place where the sound came from. 'Damn, stupid ringtone,' he muttered while he picked up a pink cellphone and accepted the call. With a sugarsweet voice he spoke: 'Hello, mister President, how are you today?' The pink cellphone was not just a cellphone, the phone connected him directly with the president of Dot-Orgus.
'Could have been better agent Ay,' the president answered, 'I was wondering if you had any new information for me, you know, about our problem.'
'Well, sir, apart from the fact that The Stranger has been extremely active again in the city of Frontroom, we have no new news.' Agent Ay swallowed, how was the president going to react on this news.
With a very unnatural voice the president continued: 'And our warning, has he responded yet?'
'Well, uhm, yeah... well, yes, he has responded, sir. He has send a note in a replica of an anus, mister president. We are currently researching if the anus is a replica of your anus. If that is that is case, we might want to know how he gets such detailed information about your anus, sir.'
I have told you before that I had suspicions about a leak. Someone must have found a hole in our organization.'
When agent Ay stopped his speech, the other side of the line was remarkably silent. 'Mister, sir, are you there?'
'Mister president...' And all of the sudden the president barked: 'George, please stop that investigation.' And with a much nicer voice he added: 'I beg you.' George was stunned for a moment, the president barely ever called him George. Nobody did actually... But then again who names their child George Ay.
Maybe that was the reason he lke the president so much, they had the same problem. He was always anounced as President Alfred or as President Nus. His first and last name were never mentioned in the same sentence. Lucky for him the average citizen of Internet wasn't the brightest star in the universe. Nor were the smartest actually.
'Why should I stop the investigation, sir,' George answere polite, 'This is very important.'
'Please, George, do it for me. I will tell you why, I will tell you the story if you stop the investigation.'
'Allright, Alfred, I will... Now tell me the story.' The only reason George stopped the investigation was because he was talking to the president, and maybe he was a bit curious about the story.
With a deep and troubled sigh the president started his story.
'Well... when I was still young, hale and hearty...'
TO BE CONTINUED
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Bookmarks