It's been slow on the creative headline front this week, but here's a new favourite.
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Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog
It's been slow on the creative headline front this week, but here's a new favourite.
Sonic pin ball
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"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
Re: Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog
remember kids.....
when It comes to hedgehogs......
No really means NO!
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
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"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
Re: Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog
Ooo-E ooo-ahah, ting tang (walawala bing bang). Ooo-e ooo-ahah ting tang walawala bing bang.
Edit: Had to clean up the language, don't want a warning you know.
Last edited by Vladimir; 09-15-2006 at 16:49.
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Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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Re: Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog
And me, fresh out. One wonders if ocelot spleen extract is a viable substitute for powder?"Mix one teaspoon of powdered ocelot spleen with Red Bull under a full moon..."
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
Re: Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog
I think the witchdoctor meant he should hang out with this guy.
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Re: Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog
There are licenced witchdoctors? Who knew.
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To look on the bright side, the man did prick the hedgehog once.
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I didn't know there were witchdoctors. Serbia rules.
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Scoff all you want, but I'll bet the guy didn't blow his stack prematurely with the hedgehog.
Witch doctor +1
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Excellent point, I must say.
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Good job Serbia. Or maybe, Serbia: A land of promise and sex with hedgehoges???
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
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Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
Re: Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog
I wonder if there has been a history of this sort of advice in Serbia?
Maybe they have an entire ward for witch doctor advice gone wrong.
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Do they sell Pratchett novels in Serbia?
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wait....this is odd?
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My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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lol, that story is just so... awesome? Is that the right word...
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
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Indeed, I just gained a whole new level of respect for that country.
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
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I bet he felt a right prick.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
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IA, that was much funnier than it should have been.
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Yeah, the Serb guy too, I think.I bet he felt a right prick.
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i really want to join the international association of witchdoctors, does it cost much?
And also, is this kind of thing like...normal in Serbia, because im going on hoiday there next year, and im getting very very worried
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