Well, I've sworn my sword to the Earl of Chester, and through him Good King Malcolm. The lemur is now the Baron of Halton.
Strong knights will need a home for times when they are not on Crusade of smiting the smelly French. The Barony of Halton offers such knights special accommodations:
- Free dwarf tossing
- Every Thursday is "Ravish a Milkmaid" themed
- Squires stay free!
- Every knights' manor comes with a wooden privy
- Armor polishing 1/2 off until the end of November
- Parish priests guaranteed to pardon all sins at reasonable rates
Frankly, I don't see how any up-and-coming man-at-arms can afford to consider any Barony besides Halton. PM Baron Lemur with questions.
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