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    Default Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    And everyone who hears that always try’s it
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    And everyone who hears that always try’s it
    I am sure that was on Doctor Who.

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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    It is actually possible to lick your own elbow, just cut off your arm and then lick it.

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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    Or you could, alternatively, find the person who has the most flexible joints in the world. Or ultra short arms.
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    This thread needs to go to the Backroom, where we can argue about how this is actually a political conspiracy theory. It would, of course, be part of the greater liberal leftist plot.
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    what about dwarfs and midget or other freaks

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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    I can lick my girlfriends elbow.
    but I dont.
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    I just licked mine

    Anyways my left arm is more flexible so I cant lick my right elbow
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    I feel stupid, sitting here with my tongue out off my mouth and my arm in a ridiculous position...
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    Quote Originally Posted by Andres TheCunning
    I feel stupid, sitting here with my tongue out off my mouth and my arm in a ridiculous position...
    You get used to it.

    This is just the kind of ridiculously inconsequential thread that give spamming a bad name...keep it up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
    I feel stupid, sitting here with my tongue out off my mouth and my arm in a ridiculous position...
    Yeah, it sucks big time, esp. when your boss walks into your office....but you just can´t resist....
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    it isnt impossible, people just go about it the wrong way. Licking your own elbow is easy, just keep your arm straight and put it across your neck as close in as you can get it

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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    Quote Originally Posted by satchef1
    it isnt impossible, people just go about it the wrong way. Licking your own elbow is easy, just keep your arm straight and put it across your neck as close in as you can get it
    *** Tongue out of my mouth with a stretched arm in front of my face ***

    Damn, this is the second time I read this thread and I behave very stupid.

    Will I ever learn?
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    Quote Originally Posted by satchef1
    it isnt impossible, people just go about it the wrong way. Licking your own elbow is easy, just keep your arm straight and put it across your neck as close in as you can get it
    K tried that method still cant lick my right elbow though,
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    And it seems people will try it twice even though they failed the fist time
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    Perhaps it would be possible if you dislocated your shoulder? After all, that joint seems to be the limiting factor.
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    Red face Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    you could if you folded the skin and lick the skin...or if your toung was really long.
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    i saw this guy break his arm in football practice (high school) and he could lick his elbow since it was bent backwards with the elbow cap thingee jutting out on the inside of his arm. Pretty nasty man. Never seen anyone trip on their shoelaces so bad before.
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    Red face Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    ....ouch...that mustve sucked
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    yeah. He was a wide receiver too. out for the rest of the season obviously
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    Red face Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    that must have hurt the team...good wrs are hard to come by
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    Smile Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon Blownapart
    Perhaps it would be possible if you dislocated your shoulder? After all, that joint seems to be the limiting factor.
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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    I dont see this going to any place.




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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieFriedNuts
    And everyone who hears that always try’s it
    Well, I had a friend a while ago who could come very close to doing so. He could actually touch his elbow with the tip of his tongue!

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    Default Re: Its impossible to lick your own elbow

    i tried but failded you for starting this thread

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