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    Yessir, Abokasee II has arrived.

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    Dude, you are kidding right??? I've prolonged going to the bathroom for a couple of hours because of MTW, but never put off THAT.
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    If the TW game has got to the stage where it's taking over your life, and you prefer to play the game instead of engaging in "bedroom sports" with your wife/girlfriend, then it has got to the "beyond reason" stage.

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    thanks for all the answers i enjoyed reading them lots of god stuff here but as i wrote this thread yesterday i have to come forth and tell that eventualy yesterday i had to surrender and jump in the bedroom battlefield where i was tottaly deafetet wau wau guys get you wife's waiting a week or so and youre in for a treat

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    Just in case you ever consider refusing...

    Please don't give me any more reasons to believe I have the god given right to kill stupid people, and no longer care enough for my own well being to restrain from exercising that right for the good of society.

    Thank you.

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    If she does this on a regular basis, you will need to regain the initiative. If she gets you into the bed, you will be stuck since no doubt she will want to cuddle afterwards. So instead, take her earlier in the evening. Make it look spontaneous, like you have to have her then and now. It not only will make her feel wanted and add a little spice, but it will also be too early to spend the rest of the evening in bed. If you do the job right, she'll be satisfied and should leave you in peace for a late night gaming session. It is possible to have your cake, eat it, and still play video games, but you have to work at it.

    If you have children, the timing might be more difficult. Can't really ravish your woman on the kitchen table with kids running around. More cunning will be necessary to overcome these obstacles.

    And, whatever you do, DO NOT let her figure out/tell her what you are doing. Women generally don't like the fact that a boyfriend/husband can have fun for long periods of time without them involved, and can become jealous of the computer. If she clues in on what you are doing, she will put a stop to it and you will need to find a new tactic.

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    rofl that was amuzing to read yea we got a kid 2 year old boy he wont be happy about an early sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    Yessir, Abokasee II has arrived.
    I'm sorry but maximus overlord does not have the following qualifaction:
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    X = No _/ = Yes
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