Not as amusing as this exchange though. Can't believe I missed this when first reading the thread.
Quote Originally Posted by CountMRVHS
YTMND? Please to explain.

Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife to go bake a pie? That'll give you a few hours of peace, and then surprise! Pie!

Let us know how that goes, seriously.
Quote Originally Posted by WifeoftheCount
No pie for you.
Quote Originally Posted by CountMRVHS
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I vote for Senior Membership for WifeoftheCount immediately, if not sooner!

PS. And good luck with that, Mount Suribachi. Of course, the best solution to this situation is to get your better half addicted to a video game herself. But not too addicted...