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    This suck my dad got mad at my brother and i so he turned the interwebs off. So now i can only go on when im at school.
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    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    All that I suggest in these awful circumstances is that you start a gladiator uprising using cheese as your shield and bread as your sword. As for armour, I recommend that you dress up in hula hoops. After he sees how mad this has made you then he is guaranteed to return your Internet access, and more
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omanes Alexandrapolites the Idiot
    All that I suggest in these awful circumstances is that you start a gladiator uprising using cheese as your shield and bread as your sword. As for armour, I recommend that you dress up in hula hoops. After he sees how mad this has made you then he is guaranteed to return your Internet access, and more

    lol ill keep that in mind but for now ill just pay for my own interwebs
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    I suggest a different tactic-hire a spy to infiltrate his place of work, and dig up dirt you can use to cause unrest. He'll be so busy trying quell various domestic uprisings and keep his lands in order, that he'll be happy to accede to your diplomatic request that he reinstate your military access, er web access treaty....

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    Try building up a army and attack the Roman Emperor/Pope and you'll most likely succeed.

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    Siege the office with fired employes




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    In my opinion you would be at the best chance by marching upon him with an army of camels.

    ..hopefully that doesn't count as spam
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    Cimmerian anything about camels is not spam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cimmerian
    In my opinion you would be at the best chance by marching upon him with an army of camels.

    ..hopefully that doesn't count as spam
    nice reference in your sig to penguins cimm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rythmic
    Cimmerian anything about camels is not spam.
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    I will lend you my army of 100 mercenary elephants, 1000 extradornarii, 2500 triarii, 750 equites and a badger




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    Quote Originally Posted by General Boreaus Brittanicus
    I will lend you my army of 100 mercenary elephants, 1000 extradornarii, 2500 triarii, 750 equites and a badger

    1 Badger please?
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    Well don't worry he'll turn it back on in a few weeks, as sure as my name is [anonymous].

    I bet your feeling much better.
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    tell your dad you need to check your e-mail and that you need eveything back plus 3 million dollars and the island of Tahiti. Worked for me. (Except i got Guam.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen
    nice reference in your sig to penguins cimm.

    You know Smitty is mentaly wrong. You know he cant play mafia properly.

    That reminds me, play mafia

    RARARARa, I would play mafia but I can't access the game room...
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    why play mafia ??
    Let us create BEDLAM

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    Its funny




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