You are Roman when...

[Spart]

I really enjoyed the last time I put a thread up like this.
Tradition says I start.

You are screwed when, during your speech the enemy knock your walls down and no-one has their weapons out.

[Comrade Alexeo]

You are screwed when:

During your speech the enemy knocks down your walls and your soldiers have their weapons drawn...








...only they're facing you.

[CrossLOPER]

You are screwed when, during your speech, a high-speed projectile goes by your head, and you feel a strong need to crouch down and shrill and cry like a little girl.

[satchef1]

You're screwed when during your speach you realise that your the only soldier there who speaks English

[Samurai Waki]

Your Screwed when you notice that your the only man left on the only landing craft that made it to the beach.

[dacdac]

you know your screwed when during the speech your general says, "today, blood shall be spilled, lives will be lost, and the enemy will...beat us. Yeah we're all going to die. I'm going home to have a beer. Have fun dying!"

[Spart]

Once again I attempt to bring you the best

You are a true roman when you can kill your brother and still be named emperor

[Andres]

You appoint your horse as co-consul and nobody dares to make fun about it.

[UltraWar]

You plot to kill your superiors.

[Andres]

You burn Rome because that inspires you while playing music. Afterwards you blame it on the Christians and you throw them for the lions in the arena. The people love you for this and you become even more popular.

[Caius]

You uses a Roman name in a forum

[Caius]

You are a Roman when you use Roman Numbers and speak latin

[Roy1991]

You are a Roman when you use Roman Numbers and speak latin

Falsus, Romanus non sum

Hm, I bet I made a mistake in that sentence, lol

[Caius]

[CaesarAugustus]

In your art course, you make cheap imitations of that Greek exchange student's work.

[Mithrandir]

Ladies & Gents,

keep things civilised, barbaric as this topic may be.
Keep in mind that this forum is for people off all ages.

Posts containing any generally objectionable material: knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented

Let's try again from a clean slate.

[Spart]

You guys are legends with "You are roman when", here is somethinbg else for you too have fun with.


You are a barbarian when a futuristic computer game does not allow you to build roads or build stone walls to fend off attacks from short and ugly romans

[UltraWar]

You use soap

[Andres]

When your smell makes the Roman army run away in agony...

[Lemur]

When you repeatedly yell, "Gah! Head soup!"