You are Roman when...

[Caius]

[CaesarAugustus]

In your art course, you make cheap imitations of that Greek exchange student's work.

[Lemur]

Lark's tongues and eel sound like a fantastic dinner idea.

[IrishArmenian]

You attend public orgies with men, women and maybe some sort of exotic beast, and are not ashamed of it!

[Spart]

You guys are legends with "You are roman when", here is somethinbg else for you too have fun with.


You are a barbarian when a futuristic computer game does not allow you to build roads or build stone walls to fend off attacks from short and ugly romans

[UltraWar]

You use soap

[UltraWar]

You go around enslaving all you see

[Andres]

When your smell makes the Roman army run away in agony...

[Lemur]

When you repeatedly yell, "Gah! Head soup!"

[CrossLOPER]

You use your long hair as a napkin and refuse to wash it for extended periods of time.

[CrossLOPER]

When you are full during a big meal, you simply vomit out all that you just ate and get back to the table.

[Sir_Hawkwood]

...You think track suits make you look dynamic, and think chunky gold jewlery makes you look rich...

[Sir_Hawkwood]

...You think that the dirty big volcano, belching smoke and magma, is nothing to worry yourself about...

[CrossLOPER]

You can find any place, anywhere, any time, to sell anything and everything that you plunder.

[Bombasticus Maximus]

You have one outfit for everything and sleep with whatever woman you want.

[Roy1991]

see signature :)

[SCRIBE]

Your screwed when your 10000 man army arrives back bloodied and beaten, with 1 soldier for every 10 men leading the rest with one eye still intact, because everyone else has been blinded!!!

[Slartibardfast]

...You think track suits make you look dynamic, and think chunky gold jewlery makes you look rich...

...You think that the dirty big volcano, belching smoke and magma, is nothing to worry yourself about...

LOL

[Slartibardfast]

"Your standing in the middle of Athens with a street map an no bugger will give you directions in anything but Greek."

[SCRIBE]

You think proper negotiations involve cutting off the negotiator's head off and returning his lifeless body back to the enemy camp.

[SCRIBE]

You blind 10,000 of the enemy soldiers while sparing 1 man out of 10 with 1 eye so he can lead the others back to their king, just to tell him:
"Don't with me", and then you end up with a name like Bulgaroctonus

[SCRIBE]

You consider literacy, education and proper hygiene as social vices.

[CrossLOPER]

You think that running around shirtless and without shoes in a frigid, snowy place while flailing a giant sword around and screaming "GAAHBAGABAGABA!!!!! BLBLBLBBBLBLAAAAAHHHH!!!" upon seeing strangers is a form of appropriate behavior.

[Slartibardfast]

....you have to spend a week in the Mediteranian sun just to turn your skin white from it's natural blue.

[Sir_Hawkwood]

...As a messenger, you have to tell the Emperor,

Sorry, Mi' lord, the grand Army of the North has just been routed by a barbarian army using; rocket powered Elephant artillery, Aquebus o' Crocs, and napalm swine...

[Caius]

believe in Jupiter

[Slartibardfast]

.......you smell an underlying scent of garlic and immediately think "Romans!"

[CaesarAugustus]

You go to an orgy where half the women are your sisters.

[Andres]

see signature :)

Barbarus non sum

[Mithrandir]

Ladies & Gents,

keep things civilised, barbaric as this topic may be.
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