You are Roman when...

[Spart]

I really enjoyed the last time I put a thread up like this.
Tradition says I start.

You are screwed when, during your speech the enemy knock your walls down and no-one has their weapons out.

[Comrade Alexeo]

You are screwed when:

During your speech the enemy knocks down your walls and your soldiers have their weapons drawn...








...only they're facing you.

[CrossLOPER]

You are screwed when, during your speech, a high-speed projectile goes by your head, and you feel a strong need to crouch down and shrill and cry like a little girl.

[satchef1]

You're screwed when during your speach you realise that your the only soldier there who speaks English

[Samurai Waki]

Your Screwed when you notice that your the only man left on the only landing craft that made it to the beach.

[dacdac]

you know your screwed when during the speech your general says, "today, blood shall be spilled, lives will be lost, and the enemy will...beat us. Yeah we're all going to die. I'm going home to have a beer. Have fun dying!"

[Ares]

You're screwed when half your army is made up of enemy spies.

[maximus overlord]

ORE IF 100 % OF YOU ARMY IS PEASENTS

[Ares]

ORE IF 100 % OF YOU ARMY IS PEASENTS

That's a good one! And true!

[maximus overlord]

you know your screwed when during the speech your general says, "today, blood shall be spilled, lives will be lost, and the enemy will...beat us. Yeah we're all going to die. I'm going home to have a beer. Have fun dying!"

ps they got the elephants from our zoo's thanks good they didnt take the tigers

[Spart]

Once again I attempt to bring you the best

You are a true roman when you can kill your brother and still be named emperor

[Andres]

You appoint your horse as co-consul and nobody dares to make fun about it.

[UltraWar]

You plot to kill your superiors.

[Andres]

You burn Rome because that inspires you while playing music. Afterwards you blame it on the Christians and you throw them for the lions in the arena. The people love you for this and you become even more popular.

[Caius]

You uses a Roman name in a forum

[Motep]

you impregnate your sister and cut out the baby

[Slartibardfast]

When you make two slaves fight to the death as a blood sacrifice at the funeral of your deceased loved one.

[Pomerium]

When you truly believe in PAX ROMANA!

[pvt_isaac]

You receive your first hard drink at five, your first sword at four, and your first slave girl at three.

[Jesenjin]

When you win olympic with last place......

[Motep]

when its an honor to "please" your father...

[Jesenjin]

You orgy every other day..... if you're in a bad mood.......

[Motep]

you kill you servants for dropping glass

[Dark Legionnare]

errr...when you drink to much wine..

[bedlam28]

In that case Dark, me, my girlfriend, my flatmate and her boyfriend were totally 'roman' last night on the red wine !!

I will know I've made it to Roman-hood when my woman feeds me grapes whilst I order the massacre of another barbarian town .. she's not convinced yet...

[Sir_Hawkwood]

Your screwed when, after checking every forum on the net and know you have the right specs on your PC, you still get

"medieval2.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience."

When you try to play the demo...

[Sir_Hawkwood]

You are a modern Roman when,

Red lights mean: accelerate, now!

And you think your horn makes your car faster...

Sr JH

[Divine Wind]

You chop off a mans penis, and dress him up like your ex wife.

[Caius]

You are a Roman when you use Roman Numbers and speak latin

[Roy1991]

You are a Roman when you use Roman Numbers and speak latin

Falsus, Romanus non sum

Hm, I bet I made a mistake in that sentence, lol