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    Yesdachi swallowed by Jaguar! Member yesdachi's Avatar
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    Default 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    I wonder what the trucks destination was. Anyone ever wonder what they make sausage out of?

    Truck Spills 2 Tons of Pig Heads on Road

    By Associated Press

    BERLIN - A truck spilled two tons of pigs' heads on a road in western Germany, giving passing drivers a shock on the night before Halloween, police said Tuesday.
    The accident happened Monday night after the truck turned off a highway in Herne, in the Ruhr region, police in Bochum said.
    As the driver accelerated away from a traffic light, the door of his trailer opened, spilling the severed heads onto the road.
    It took the fire service, helped by a fork-lift truck, an hour-and-a-half to load the heads back onto the truck.
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    I wonder what the trucks destination was.
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Mmm, unproccessed sausage.
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Obviously orchestrated to happen on Halloween Day!

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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    I miss Germany.
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    I miss Germany.
    Dosen't everyone?

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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Thank God this didn't happen in Paris.


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