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  1. 10-31-2006, 20:48 #1
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    Default 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    I wonder what the trucks destination was. Anyone ever wonder what they make sausage out of?

    Truck Spills 2 Tons of Pig Heads on Road

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    BERLIN - A truck spilled two tons of pigs' heads on a road in western Germany, giving passing drivers a shock on the night before Halloween, police said Tuesday.
    The accident happened Monday night after the truck turned off a highway in Herne, in the Ruhr region, police in Bochum said.
    As the driver accelerated away from a traffic light, the door of his trailer opened, spilling the severed heads onto the road.
    It took the fire service, helped by a fork-lift truck, an hour-and-a-half to load the heads back onto the truck.
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    I wonder what the trucks destination was.
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Mmm, unproccessed sausage.
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  4. 10-31-2006, 21:31 #4
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Obviously orchestrated to happen on Halloween Day!

    Old lady towards kid sporting a real severed pig head: My, what a realistic costume you have!
    Kid: Oink, oink!
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    I miss Germany.
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    I miss Germany.
    Dosen't everyone?
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    They export it to the US for scrapple and head cheese
    When a fox kills your chickens, do you kill the pigs for seeing what happened? No you go out and hunt the fox.
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    Eeeewww
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Thank God this didn't happen in Paris.


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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Good god, man- please clarify what KIND of heads in your thread title! I almost had a heart attack!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    Good god, man- please clarify what KIND of heads in your thread title! I almost had a heart attack!
    I was just wondering where someone would have gotten 2 tonnes of heads.
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    I´m inoccent!!! I have an alibi I assure you!!!

    *notices the news refers to pig´s head*

    just forget about what I just said...move along..nothing to see here...just kidding....
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Lucky Red Ken wasn't there since he would have the driver arrested for"Islamophobic actions".
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    2 tons of severed headsis like what? 8 maybe 7 Americans
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    2 tons of severed headsis like what? 8 maybe 7 Americans
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    Ya muscle sure does weigh allot.
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    Default Re: 2 tons of severed heads found on German street

    Exactly.

    Jaw muscles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    Dosen't everyone?
    I sure as hell do.

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