More testicular abuse

[Don Corleone]

Good Lord, BG, did you cheat on your wife/fiance or something? You seem to have this obession with going out and finding the most excruciating agony the world's idiots have inflicted upon their behnaynays, and publishing links in here, in all their sympathetically painful glory. I'm beginning to cringe and reach to cover my sack whenever I've seen that you've posted, regardless of the topic.

(Just kidding about the infidelity claim, mate, but in the name of merciful Christ, PLEASE, if you have to get this out of your system, watch the collected works of Jackass this weekend or something...)