First Austrians, now the USA. A kidnapper shoots himself in the crown jewels. One can only hope that his contribution to the gene pool has been curtailed.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Understatement of the week: "causing him to cringe...."
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First Austrians, now the USA. A kidnapper shoots himself in the crown jewels. One can only hope that his contribution to the gene pool has been curtailed.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Understatement of the week: "causing him to cringe...."
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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Good Lord, BG, did you cheat on your wife/fiance or something? You seem to have this obession with going out and finding the most excruciating agony the world's idiots have inflicted upon their behnaynays, and publishing links in here, in all their sympathetically painful glory. I'm beginning to cringe and reach to cover my sack whenever I've seen that you've posted, regardless of the topic.
(Just kidding about the infidelity claim, mate, but in the name of merciful Christ, PLEASE, if you have to get this out of your system, watch the collected works of Jackass this weekend or something...)
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"Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
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Wonder how long it took the cops to stop laughing when they booked him.
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If this is all he did, this guy is seriously hard.The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe
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VERY poor choice of phrasing BKS.Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
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"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
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Hehe, genius.
How do you explain that to a doctor? "I shot myself in the balls"...
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Hehe, Zing!
Mind you, we don't know what does it for the guy, so...
I think the massive bloodstain on your crotch would tell him most of what he needs to know.How do you explain that to a doctor? "I shot myself in the balls"...
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Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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Another one who made a testacle of himself.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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And it was the left one, too.
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I wonder, when he went to the hospital did he say to the doctor..."Eunuch gonna believe this....."
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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That would have had to be one heck of a cringe!causing him to cringe -- which caused the gun to fire again.
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Guy: Doc... my Nuts...
Doc: Oh My Lord, what in the name of god did you do to them?
lol, funny man :-) :-)
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Such articles make me feel uncomfortable.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
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just ouch....OMG....OUCH!
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But....if your bollock has been shot off...does it hurt? ....after all it's now been amputated.....a bit like amputees who get an ichy toe....when the toe has long gone.
Fascinating how the brain works......now there's a mystery wrapped in an enigma....
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Ow ow ow ow ow and more ow but he deserved it though,
he tried to shoot someone
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I've said I'd give me left nut for something, but it usually was bigger than speakers
Sometimes I slumber on a bed of roses
Sometimes I crash in the weeds
One day a bowl full of cherries
One night I'm suckin' on lemons and spittin' out the seeds
-Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Lemons
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I swear to God* the very first thought that popped into my head when I saw this thread was "who's talking about his hobbies ?"...
*...who I don't believe in...
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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I had heard that these supposed sensations experienced by amputees [i.e. the
"itchy toe"] usually just take the form of a painful reaction, which they choose
to explain as that "itch" - but I would not be surprised if cases vary.
That said, if something were to cause stimulation of the corresponding area of
the brain then you would think that these sensations could occur, given what
testing has shown.
Going to try it yourself then?
{I think there is a risk of these topics becoming something of a weekly feature
on this board.}
Last edited by scotchedpommes; 11-17-2006 at 04:33.
it's the **** that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come
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wow thats nuts
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
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My condolences to the surviving twin.
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Now you did it BG, I'm now so worried about my future lineage that I decided to store a jar of male syrup (self made, with love) in the fridge. I just hope my roommates don't find it and confuse it with something edible.
...any suggestions for an ambiguous lable on it?
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Hand cream.
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Hey Pannonian, long time no see.
Krazilec, I have 2 things to say. First, EEWWW!!!! And second, I'm never eating ANYTHING that's come out of your house. (We need a puking smiley).
"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Don Vito Corleone: The Godfather, Part 1.
"Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
Strike for the South
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That's an unfortunate smiley considering what Kralizec was talking about. Enjoying being persecuted by the lynchmobs in the Gameroom?Hey Pannonian, long time no see.
The whole thread is utterly EWWW. A common reaction to many Banquo-begun threads, though Lemur takes the prize for recent threads.Krazilec, I have 2 things to say. First, EEWWW!!!! And second, I'm never eating ANYTHING that's come out of your house. (We need a puking smiley).
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You cut me to the quick, sir. With both thy thrusts.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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I could make a joke about my cooking right nowHey Pannonian, long time no see.
Krazilec, I have 2 things to say. First, EEWWW!!!! And second, I'm never eating ANYTHING that's come out of your house. (We need a puking smiley).but I think the disgust factor of this thread is already pretty high
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