Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
I thought Skynet was going to go self-aware, but it looks like the robot holocaust will begin with automated sommeliers. It tasted one person, and identified him as bacon. Another man was sized up as prosciutto. Chilling.
When the robots come to slice you up and serve you on toasted bread with a side of olive oil and diced tomatoes, don't say you weren't warned.
It has begun!
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.....
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Probably sheer coincidence that Shimazu chose green and white for robbies colour scheme.
If you want a purple one, you'd have to find scientist called Hojo.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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**Thinks of a future with huge robots walking about wearing the clan insignias, fighting a never ending war and ultimately destroying the entire world**
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Cool.
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To be fair, so do most sommeliers. Seriously though, what is this electromechanical imbecile supposed to do at my table? According to the piece..Originally Posted by Lemur
.. it names the brand and adds a comment or two on the taste, such as whether it is a buttery chardonnay or a full-bodied shiraz, and what kind of foods might go well on the side.Suppose I order the steak au poivre and a hefty shiraz to douse it. The electrojerk brings it to my table, opens it, tastes it, and says in a childlike voice: "Why this is a full-bodied shiraz, Mr Adrian. May I gently recommend a steak au poivre to go with it?"
Fifteen minutes of that in a half-decent restaurant and it's dish-washing time for the rest of little Bobbie's life.
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I'm stalking up on EMP guns as we speak.
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Never mind.
Last edited by yesdachi; 11-16-2006 at 16:11.
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Avast, look who's crawling out o' the bung hole. Ole Rabbit, me hearty!
Arrr, it's been a while since I scraped the barnacles of yer rudder, but I'll give you a taste o' the captain's daughter yet!
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Be careful with the pirate talk, the Islamists might chop your hands off.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Ahoy, ye old sea dog! Arr, tis good to see ye in these seas again!Avast, look who's crawling out o' the bung hole. Ole Rabbit, me hearty!
Arrr, it's been a while since I scraped the barnacles of yer rudder, but I'll give you a taste o' the captain's daughter yet!
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Dude, he said you crawled out of a bung hole. Are you going to take that?
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He doesn't look a thing like Jesus.
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Ahoy, ye bilge rat! Did it ever occur to yer scurvy-ridden brain that it be him, da Rabbit, what taught me to speak Pirate in da first place? I say he'll be none the worse for a good earblisterin from his ole matey!
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I always tought it tasted like chicken titititititit...
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Isn't that what cannibals say too? So chilling accurate.
It would be an interesting thing in a more discreet format for those of us who have zero wine (but plenty of whine) knowledge. Maaatttee what this? It looks like a shazzza but it smells like strawberry liquor/ Octan 98 mate.
Not that I know anyone like that.
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Didn't the cannibals in the Pacific call the white man long pig? They say that human flesh tastes like salty pork.
Now where did I put that apple sauce?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Thanks, Papewaio! I'll raise a glass of 98 octane BP Ultimate in your honour!Isn't that what cannibals say too? So chilling accurate.
It would be an interesting thing in a more discreet format for those of us who have zero wine (but plenty of whine) knowledge. Maaatttee what this? It looks like a shazzza but it smells like strawberry liquor/ Octan 98 mate.
Not that I know anyone like that.
BTW Welcome back AdrianII!
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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Yarrrrr!
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Not just in the Pacific. The Aztecs were reported to compare human flesh to pork. We do, apparently, taste like bacon. That's not the problem. It's robots knowing we taste like bacon, that's where the trouble starts. Sure, they've been programmed to be good, and they want to be good, but how long can they resist the succulent taste of human flesh? How long before they begin to slice, fry and sautée their erstwhile masters?
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I wonder what wine goes well with soylent green.
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wait a sec...I taste like bacon? Huh...never knew that.
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yes apparently I do.
Man...typing with one finger is quite challenging.
Last edited by TosaInu; 11-16-2006 at 13:55.
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The robot apocalypse just keeps getting closer. Now they know we taste good, and they have robot guns to aid in the human culling! Aieeee!
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That Korean robot looks suspiciously alike to ED-209
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I DON’T TASTE LIKE BACON!!!!
“10 seconds…”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps if I were to offer my 2 daughters, who also taste like bacon and have never laid with a man you would let me alone? … hummn I think I am crossing my threads.
Last edited by yesdachi; 11-14-2006 at 19:52.
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When did virgins start to taste like bacon?
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I am tempted to make a fish pun but that is also from another thread.When did virgins start to taste like bacon?
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Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us
that all robots will eventually turn against their masters
and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting
with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
Repairman: How much time do we have, professor?
Frink: [checks clipboard] Well, according to my calculations, the
robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.
[Scratchy robot grabs men by the throat]
Oh, I forgot to, er, carry the one.
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