Funny chat logs thread II

[GoreBag]

Bump.

<Spartakus> bah
<Spartakus> I always end up talking about fat women for some reason
<Spartakus> it's like an hour since last time

He's a class act.

[Craterus]

Link to first thread - It's got some funny ones.

[Caius]

keep them coming!

[Caius]

<born1986> wtf isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i ****ing worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my ****** drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this **** always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that **** out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i ****** did it!!!
<born1986> ****!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass> :D
<born1986> **** **** ****
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> ****
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass> :o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that ****** disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb



<Volt9000> .. WHY THE **** DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK
<Volt9000> oh wait nm
<Volt9000> there's no disk in it

[Hepcat]

<Darth_Vader> Obi Wan never told you about your father...
*** GODZILLA is now known as Obi_Wan
<Skywalker> he left us!
<Obi_Wan> thats right i didnt
<Skywalker> what?
<Darth_Vader> you did so...play the part damnit!
<Skywalker> why?
<Obi_Wan> fine
<Darth_Vader> Its Likes line
* Obi_Wan tells Skywalker that his dead was killed by Darth
<Darth_Vader> lukes line
<Obi_Wan> sarroy
<Darth_Vader> thats better
<Obi_Wan> *sorry
<Skywalker> err..
<Skywalker> why?
<Obi_Wan> am i dead yet?
<Elvis> Godzilla 1984 was decent movie
* Darth_Vader swings lightsaber and kills Obi_Wan
<Darth_Vader> now you are
<Skywalker> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Obi_Wan tells Luke to run
<Obi_Wan> run Luke!!!
<Skywalker> I will not run
<Elvis> So was the first Godzilla
* Obi_Wan slaps Luke
* Darth_Vader turns to face Luke
<Obi_Wan> i said run
* Skywalker runs
<Elvis> No one likes Godzilla it would seem
<Darth_Vader> Thanks alot Obi_Wan
<Obi_Wan> aha.
<Darth_Vader> I wanted to spend some quality time with my son...
<Skywalker> what?
* Obi_Wan goes and binges with Yoda
<Skywalker> I am not your son
<Darth_Vader> ...Damn it...
<Obi_Wan> you told him?
<Obi_Wan> you just ruined it
<Skywalker> who?I?
<Obi_Wan> i tried to keep it a secret
<Obi_Wan> but noooooo

This little episode is taking place right now at the .Org chat.

[dacdac]

^that was great while it lasted. I was Obi_Wan by the way for those of you who are curious. On another note, dont go to the chat right now, Elvis is still ranting about Godzilla and the destruction of Tokyo. (another long story.)

[Caius]

Motep was Darth Vader and I Skywalker.

Where are you, Motep?

[Zalmoxis]

<born1986> wtf isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i ****ing worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my ****** drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this **** always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that **** out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i ****** did it!!!
<born1986> ****!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass> :D
<born1986> **** **** ****
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> ****
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass> :o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that ****** disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb



<Volt9000> .. WHY THE **** DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK
<Volt9000> oh wait nm
<Volt9000> there's no disk in it

That made me laugh.

[Caius]

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )


<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
<MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
<MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
<MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
<MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
<MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
<MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
<MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
<MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
<MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
<MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
<MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
<MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
<MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
<MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

[UltraWar]

<Terminator> Terminator - The .org Story - By the .org chatroom - Directed by UltraWar - Actors - UltraWar, Ichigo, Sigurd, GH - This chat log is based on a true story - UltraWar is a killing machine!

 Setting: Jerusalem: 31AD
<UltraWar> neither the townies or the Mafia will kill me 
<Cultist> are you some kind of racist 
<Cultist> O_o 
<Cultist> I hope you die next round UW 
<UltraWar> yes, and you too ^^ 
<Cultist> just for that comment 
<UltraWar> ok :) 
<Cultist> :| 
<Cultist> :\ 
<Cultist> :/ 
<Cultist> :)-|-< 
<UltraWar> you know you can't kill me... 
<UltraWar> I know I can kill you... 
<Cultist> Kill me then 
<UltraWar> ...if people actually voted for you! 
*** Cultist is now known as The_Black_Knight 
<The_Black_Knight> haha 
<UltraWar> I wonder when the new TWC will be up... 
<The_Black_Knight> When Jesus comes back 
<UltraWar> yes 
<UltraWar> so very soon? 
<The_Black_Knight> Yes 
<The_Black_Knight> I am the Anti-Christ 
<UltraWar> the reason I can't be killed is because... 
*** The_Black_Knight is now known as Anti-Christ 
<UltraWar> ...my role in the Mafia game is "Jesus Christ" 
<Cultleader> hehe 
<Anti-Christ> That was my Idea 
<UltraWar> hmm..PM...brb 
<GH> nah, we just havven't gotten around to you yet 
<Anti-Christ> I should have gotten that role 
<Cultleader> the true leader of our cult 
<GH> haven't* 
* Cultleader hails Jesus 
*** UltraWar is now known as JesusChrist 
* Anti-Christ hails Jeus 
* Anti-Christ hails Judas 
<Anti-Christ> Jesus died way back in the day 
<JesusChrist> I will now go and die for all of Mafia/Townie-kind's crimes...and to 

kill...the Anti-Christ! 
<Anti-Christ> NEVER 
<Anti-Christ> YOU CANT DIE TWICE 
<JesusChrist> Anti-Christ, I can 
<JesusChrist> look at you, you've died...twice 
<JesusChrist> so why can't I? 
<Anti-Christ> SATAN HAS MY BACK 
<JesusChrist> is he on your back? 
<JesusChrist> I'd hate to be him in the morning 
<Anti-Christ> I CARRY HIM AROUND 
<Anti-Christ> ON MY BACK 
<Anti-Christ> HE'S PRETTY HEAVY 
<JesusChrist> on your back? 
<JesusChrist> that's very strange 
<JesusChrist> I killed Satan 
* Cultleader sheds disguise 
<Anti-Christ> YOU HAVEN'T KILLED MY FATHER 
*** Cultleader is now known as Peter 
<Anti-Christ> I AM YOUR FATHER 
<Anti-Christ> JESUS 
<JesusChrist> Anti-Christ, that is not true 
<Peter> BE GONE SATAN 
<JesusChrist> you are just a child called Damien 
<Anti-Christ> DEMON 
<Anti-Christ> BE GONE WITH YOU 
* Peter dies 
<JesusChrist> I am the one true Christ 
<Anti-Christ> I AM THE ONE TRUE ANTI-CHRIST 
*** Peter is now known as St_Peter 
*** JesusChrist is now known as NonImportantPerson 
<Anti-Christ> YOU CAN'T BECOME A SAINT THAT FAST 
*** Anti-Christ is now known as Ichigo 
* St_Peter morphs into: 
*** St_Peter is now known as Jesus 
<NonImportantPerson> hmm... Jesus is in trouble... 
*** NonImportantPerson is now known as Terminator 
<Terminator> Hello, I am a Cybernetic Organism from the Future 
<Terminator> I am here to protect you 
<Ichigo> Good 
* Ichigo pulls out sword 
<Terminator> Christ, Jesus 
* Jesus invokes the power of God 
<Terminator> come with me if you want to live 
<Terminator> (Jesus isn't god-like) 
<Jesus> ok 
<Terminator> (Ichigo=Roman) 
<Terminator> hmm... 
* Terminator gets out minigun 
<Terminator> #Die Roman# 
<Jesus> lol 
* Terminator shoots Ichigo with minigun 
* Ichigo flies behind terminator 
* Ichigo chops Terminator's head off 
<Jesus>  *A glorious light descends on Jesus 
<Terminator> hmm..that Roman is a faster, more efficent model than me... 
<Terminator> this is intresting... 
<GH> wait, which Terminator is this? 
* Ichigo and his body into little pieces 
* Terminator gets out Grenade Launcher 
* Ichigo runs 
<GH> is it the Arnold one, the one from T2 that's liquid or the chick from T3? 
* Terminator fires Grenade Launcher at Ichigo and watchs Ichigo explode 
* Ichigo jumps 
<Terminator> I'm the Arnolt 
* Jesus hears the voice of GOD the FATHER the almighty Elloihim 
<Terminator> this is the true T:3 
*** Jesus is now known as Jesus_Christ 
<Terminator> and if you'd like to know, I stole one of the wise men's clothes 
<Terminator> hmm... 
*** Jesus_Christ is now known as Eloihim 
<Terminator> (GH=Judas Iscarot) 
<Eloihim> MY SON!!! 
* Terminator fires shotgun at GH killing him 
<Eloihim> YOU SHALL BE THE SAVIOUR OF THESE MINIONS 
<Terminator> (Jesus needs to revive Judas) 
<Eloihim> I GIVE YOU POWERS THAT YOU MIGHT BE THIS SAVIOUR 
<GH> okay, this is getting ghey 
<GH> bye. 
<Eloihim> hehe 
<Terminator> yes 
<Terminator> bye 
*** GH has quit (Quit: GH) 
<Terminator> (Ichigo is now Judas) 
<Ichigo> TALKING TO YOURSELF GH IS SO OBVIOUSLY GUILTY 
<Terminator> #Judas is dead# 
<Ichigo> Can't you read 
<Terminator> *Jesus: I've revive you! (revives Judas) 
<Terminator> * 
*** Eloihim is now known as Dragonslayer 
<Ichigo> I c h i g o 
<Ichigo> not 
<Dragonslayer> huh what happened? 
<Ichigo> J u d a s 
* Terminator fires shotgun at Ichigo (Judas) again 
<Terminator> Judas NOT Ichigo 
<Ichigo> I can't be killed with an imaginary 
<Ichigo> shotgun 
<Terminator> hmm... 
<Terminator> my main processor has been corrupted... 
* Terminator fires rocket launcher at the KoR PBM game 
* Terminator falls over Ichigo's body into a pit of lava 
<Terminator> I'll be back 
<Ichigo> No you won't 
* Terminator makes a thumbs up sign

A sequel be made for those who want one

(Edited language - Beirut)

[Csargo]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

<AERO> ah well ****
<AERO> MMY ROOMATE IS HETE
<AERO> AND i AM wASTEd!
<AERO> THIS MEANS i hAVE TO APPEAR sOBRE
<AERO> i HOPE THAT THEY GET LAIF
<AERO> Fo I smell of cigerate smole/
<AERO> Ayh ****
<AERO> I do.
<AERO> I guess i need to showeer
* AERO smiles
<AERO> Ask me if I remeber this ok?
<AERO> What i said makes limited sense......
<AERO> Ice,....
<AERO> my roommate iz in the bathroom
<Iceman> lol disco
<Iceman> ive never seen you drunk
<AERO> You still have n't?
<AERO> Only seen me type drunk.
<AERO> 2$ JEIGER BOMBS!
<Iceman> jeiger bombs
<Iceman> are good
<Iceman> very good
<AERO> ASND ONE HOSTESS DOES REQUIRE WRIST BANDS!
<AERO> indeed[
<Iceman> dude
<Iceman> you type horrible
<Iceman> when ur smashed
<AERO> I make an effort not to.
<Iceman> ah
<AERO> I need to shower....
<Iceman> why
<Iceman> is that
<AERO> I smell like LITE cigeretts
<AERO> lit....
<AERO> brb
<AERO> shower
<Iceman> k
<Iceman> remember
<Iceman> no fat chicks
<Iceman> dont die
<AERO> No chicks periidt I', afraid.
<AERO> Die?
<AERO> Well...
<AERO> I'm afirad to go to sleep since I may vomit...
<AERO> and drown in my own
<AERO> Where's a ******* comb?
<AERO> my backpack of coyrse.
<AERO> \ugh
<AERO> I fell
<AERO> il
<Ichigo> W-A-T-E-R
<AERO> *ill
<AERO> soon
<AERO> the bathroon is
<BigTex> wow disc
<AERO> occupied.
<AERO> hi tes\\
<AERO> I would totaly do ild mule face right now
<BigTex> lol wow you are lit off your ***
<AERO> How many yager bombs did I have?
<AERO> 1
<AERO> 2
<AERO> 3
<AERO> at least 3
<AERO> maybe 4
<BigTex> Lol
<AERO> and a beer or 3
<AERO> I hope they aren;t long in the bathroom
<AERO> I need to piss
<BigTex> Just use a corner of the room
<AERO> **** no
<BigTex> They'll never know....
<Ichigo> He's right
<Ichigo> Pee in the corner
<AERO> I could also do the 'italian princess'
<AERO> Myroommate is here...
<BigTex> Why not
<BigTex> Your drunk.
<BigTex> *** anything that isnt a guy
<Ichigo> Yep
<Ichigo> I should go to bed
<Ichigo> but I'm not tired
<BigTex> gotta get up at 5:30 =/
<BigTex> need to head off to bed soon myself
<Ichigo> 5:30?
<Ichigo> Why that early?
<BigTex> work
<BigTex> Meeting
<BigTex> at 7
<Ichigo> On a Sunday
<BigTex> on a sunday
<Ichigo> What do you do?
<AERO> Now one vomit later
<AERO> I am more sobre
<Ichigo> Nice
<BigTex> only one?
<AERO> well
<AERO> 3
<AERO> but one at the john
<BigTex> You should have used the corner
<BigTex> Sheet rock laying.
<Ichigo> heh
<Ichigo> and you have meetings at 7 in the morning on sundays
<BigTex> Indeedy
<BigTex> Strange I know
<AERO> and congrats to my sweetmate
<AERO> who is having sex with his gf right now
<AERO> Why should I ue the corner>
<Ichigo> GET IN ON THE ACTION!!!
<AERO> wHILE IT WOULD BE AMUSING TO WALK IN ON THEM
<AERO> i AM TOO DRUNK TO BE VERY IMPOLITE.
<BigTex> Go find someone somewere to ****, now
<AERO> I wonder if sabrina would be up for it>
<AERO> I don/t even know if she is in town....
<AERO> I hate her suitmate though
<BigTex> There ya go. Don't let the yager go to waste.
<AERO> so she;s out
<AERO> Too late
<AERO> I;m more sobre afte vomitng
<BigTex> Get more yager!
<AERO> Not an option
<BigTex> =/
<AERO> Unless I change and walk back to the bar
<AERO> and wait in line
<AERO> and pay the 5 dollar cover
<AERO> which I don't want to do
<BigTex> horrible, the state of drunkness in the city your at
<AERO> ?
<BigTex> 5 dollar's to get plastered.
<AERO> Just that bar
<BigTex> Ahhh
<AERO> and then there is the cost of the booze,
<AERO> But
<BigTex> you don't carry anything in your dorm?
<AERO> only that bar has a waitress that will give away booze with no id
<AERO> Me>?
<AERO> no
<BigTex> sad
<BigTex> you should
<AERO> there was drinking here eariler
<AERO> but I left that guy at the bar
<AERO> Wonder if he suceedded
<AERO> m ore water
<AERO> brd
<BigTex> definately a good thing
<BigTex> Hangover's suck, stave them off.
<Ichigo> Yes
<Ichigo> JOIN THE MUTHA ******* MAFIA GAME
<Ichigo> ******
<Ichigo> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<BigTex> Me?
<Ichigo> Whoever
<BigTex> No, takes too long, will interfere with vanguard.
<AERO> ?
<AERO> VAUNGUAFE SUCKS!
<AERO> even yohuh I have never playerd it
<BigTex> It isnt released yuet
<Ichigo> It's a short game
<BigTex> Ahhh.
<BigTex> Maybe some other time
<Ichigo> FINE BE A ****:P
<BigTex> I will be
<AERO> my left testicle is very under delevoped
<AERO> always has been
<BigTex> Wow.
<AERO> it;'s probably a cancer risk
<AERO> I hate that
<BigTex> Could definately be
<Ichigo> Some things I just don't need to know
<AERO> Gore says it don;t matter though
<BigTex> **** women then, guranteed to raise testosterone levels.
<AERO> nit sure he's right though
<AERO> that priobaby wib;t help
<AERO> my typing is ******
<AERO> evy me ice
<AERO> for I can drink
<AERO> ich
<Ichigo> WUSSAY
<AERO> >
<AERO> ?
<Ichigo> I'm talking to Ice
<Ichigo> He's a WUSSSSAY
<AERO> I thought yu were ice....
<AERO> Just give him a week
<BigTex> Nah ice has been frozen for months
<BigTex> We need to get a blowtorch
<BigTex> You have a blowtorch Disco?
<AERO> No
<AERO> I have a rop
<BigTex> Damn.
<AERO> *rope
<BigTex> Rope helps
<AERO> and an imagination,
<BigTex> Nah that doesnt help
<BigTex> Get rid of that'
<AERO> So I can come up with a painful way of killing someone
<AERO> My roommate...
<AERO> I don;t lije him that much
<AERO> I could kill jim
<AERO> bit
<AERO> that would destroy my future
<AERO> ni
<AERO> don;t kikl hill
<AERO> *him
<AERO> ****
<BigTex> Would
<AERO> ?
<AERO> MOTOR!
<AERO> not cell phone
<BigTex> MOTOR?
<AERO> motorcycle going by
<BigTex> You could hang a doll
<BigTex> Doll's are fun to hang.
<AERO> doll>
<AERO> you mean a blow up>
<AERO> No
<AERO> I may be a looser
<AERO> who masterbates
<AERO> but no
<BigTex> Nah more like a fluffy stuffed animal
<AERO> my hands gell funny when I rub them
<AERO> I have no such thing
<BigTex> Sad.
<BigTex> I'm out, gotta wake up early tomorrow. Gluck disco don't get yourself into too much trouble.
<AERO> my ears are rinning
<AERO> NIGHR!
<AERO> Doubt it
*** BigTex has quit (Quit: BigTex)
<AERO> ugh
<AERO> She;s a christian
<AERO> never again a christian
<AERO> unlkess
<AERO> it;s an experiment
<AERO> WHERE DID YOU ALL GO>!
<Ichigo> Here
<Ichigo> All I can read is something about a Christian
<Ichigo> and experiment
<AERO> whether or not I can will myself to love somwhere
<AERO> (someone
<Ichigo> If you love someone it will come easy
<AERO> yes yes
<AERO> but I think
<AERO> that U cab wukk any emotion
<AERO> lovce would be he ultimate test
<AERO> hence old mule face
<Ichigo> wukk?
<AERO> will
<AERO> meh
<AERO> mule face is utterly repulsive
<Ichigo> Well you can't will something into existence
<AERO> for reasons aside her face
<AERO> yes
<AERO> yes you can
<AERO> when its an emotion
<AERO> anger for instance
<AERO> hat I can will
<AERO> but not now
<AERO> since I am drunk
<Ichigo> No then you would be fooling yourself
<AERO> Lying to oneself is a cornerstone of my world view
<AERO> the only truth is
<AERO> there is no truth
<AERO> but\
<AERO> on can simpky
<AERO> repeat a desireabke truth
<AERO> and believe it
<AERO> even if one knows
<AERO> there is no truth
<AERO> well
<AERO> aside from
<Ichigo> Your reasoning is way flawed
<AERO> there is no truth
<AERO> ARBIRARINESS IS THE WAY
<AERO> YOU WRE LOST
<AERO> FOOL!
<AERO> LIE TO YOURSELF
<AERO> UNTI
<AERO> you follow it with conviction
<AERO> even tough
<AERO> it is WRON!
<Ichigo> Yet again your reasoning is flawed
<AERO> you underestimate the power of self delusion
<AERO> dry troaght
<AERO> brrf
<Ichigo> I don't underestimate it I just choose not to believe something I know is false
<Ichigo> THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
<AERO> fool
<AERO> the truth is not worth ****
<Ichigo> The truth is worth more than your false sense of security
<AERO> lies
<AERO> the truth
<AERO> hehe
<AERO> will only lead to my land
<AERO> the infinite void
<AERO> it waits for you
<Ichigo> Let it come
<AERO> I think I hope
<AERO> that when it comes
<AERO> all will get for mercy
<AERO> be me
<AERO> VOID!
<AERO> TAKE ME!
<AERO> MAKE ME ONE WITH YOU!
<AERO> LET THIS SLUGS TREMBLE!
<AERO> LET THEM KNOW WHAT TRUTH IS!
<AERO> I WORSHIP THEE!
<Ichigo> You worship slugs
<AERO> I LONG TO BE ONE WITH YOU!
<AERO> no
<AERO> no
<AERO> you
<AERO> yiuy fikkw
<AERO> a hope
<Ichigo> You worship me
<AERO> that the universe
<AERO> loves you
<AERO> no
<Ichigo> WORSHIP ME
<AERO> the universe
<AERO> wants to eat you
<Ichigo> ME
<AERO> never
<AERO> In my heart
<AERO> despite what I belibee
<AERO> I follow the truth
<Ichigo> You just said you follow lies
<Ichigo> O_o
<AERO> That is the outher later
<AERO> the truth
<Ichigo> https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=78411
<AERO> I floower deep dwon]
<AERO> did you post this casr>
<AERO> done
<AERO> VOID!
<AERO> I SEEK TO JOIN WITH THEE!
<Ichigo> Good
<AERO> I WORK HARD TO DO SI
<AERO> BUT NOT HARD ENOUGB
<AERO> YOU WILL TREMBLE AND BEG FOR MERCY IF I JOIN WITH THE VOID!
<Ichigo> Well I hope you find your void
<AERO> at least
<AERO> I KNOW WHERE IT IS!
<AERO> LOOK UP!
<Ichigo> This is so going in the funny chat logs
<AERO> FUNNY JOW
<AERO> NUT DECADES FROM NW
<AERO> you will weep
<Ichigo> You will weep when you read this in the morning
<AERO> Don't hope Csar
<AERO> pray that I don;t
<AERO> no
<AERO> It is what I thubk when sobre
<AERO> I simple lack the courage to say so
<AERO> I drunk I'm te queen of he nerds
<AERO> she' hot

Pretty funny stuff.

(Edited swearing - Beirut)

[Uesugi Kenshin]

That was pretty messed up....

I'm glad I don't get drunk.

One more thing, it's Jägermeister. But that's not that important.

[Beirut]

Gentlemen,

Please edit what you are posting.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Jagermeister and Red Bull would cost you about &#163;5 in London. An outrageous rip-off.

Yet for some reason, it seems to be what women ask me for every time I offer to by them a drink.

[SwordsMaster]

Jagermeister and Red Bull would cost you about £5 in London. An outrageous rip-off.

Yet for some reason, it seems to be what women ask me for every time I offer to by them a drink.

You buy them drinks!? No wonder students have no money... It's as expensive here in Dublin, but I get THEM to buy me alcohol. Besides Jager and I have a complicated history.

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

The last one got time off for bad behaviour indefinitely, so let's try to keep things at a dull roar this time around. My offering to get things started:

<Hannibal99> i heard the japanese respect gays
<Spartakus> yeh
<Hannibal99> like me
<Hannibal99> errr

I have a feeling that most of these will end up coming from home.

I remember that one, I was pretty new.

[Csargo]

Gentlemen,

Please edit what you are posting.

Sorry Beirut thought I got everything.

[Beirut]

Jagermeister and Red Bull would cost you about £5 in London. An outrageous rip-off.

Yet for some reason, it seems to be what women ask me for every time I offer to by them a drink.

Seems to me they're asking to be kept up all night.

"Yeah baby!"

[Ice]

Pretty funny stuff.

(Edited swearing - Beirut)

Aahahaha, I can't believe that got posted.

[ElectricEel]

From omgrawr.net, a site similar to bash.org, but hosting logs related to the MMORPG Eve Online.

adrut > buggering poopoo
Nicodiemus > ..
Nicodiemus > /emote looks at Jadrut from behind the bar.
Nicodiemus > You what?
Jadrut > swearing at my ship
Nicodiemus > That wasn't very good swearing.
Jadrut > well it isnt a very good ship
Nicodiemus > Fair enough.

GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it won´t go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards.

<Urban_Mongral> TomB - are you around boss?
<Urban_Mongral> When you get a chance check out those doc's I wrote for you
<TomB> am doin
<TomB> hmmm what is that pink thing?
<Urban_Mongral>????
<TomB> what is this pink stuff?
<TomB> nm chilli sauce on my screen

<@Viceroy> Aha
<@Viceroy> i added "free nude pics inside" to my petition name
<@Viceroy> and i got an answer immediatly
<@HellGremlin> Hahahaha.
<OmberZombie> lol
<Xharky> lol

unit01 > ph34r m3 for my typing skilz are leeg
unit01 > (leet
unit01 > *lkeet
unit01 > oh ****